Post of the Living Dead (ZW minus 1)

I thought since this might be the last chance Ihave to post before Z-Day, I might as well dedicate it to my second favorite zombie of all time. My most favorite being Bub, from Romero’s Day of the Dead.

My second favorite zombie of all time is known throughout the world, has starred in dozens of feature films and has had so many books written about him they dedicate entire libraries to them. You could say he’s worshipped by millions. I am , of course, talking about Zombie Jesus. I’ll cover the facts as we know them, and leave the rest up to you all to figure out.
Fact #1. Jesus was crucified, died, buried, and then ROSE FROM THE DEAD.

Acts 2:24 – But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from the agony of death, because it was impossible for death to keep its hold on him.

Fact #2. He encouraged zombie like behavior.

John 6:53 – Jesus said to them, “I tell you the truth, unless you eat the flesh of the Son of Man and drink his blood, you have no life in you”.

I don’t know about you guys, but something tells me its going to take more than a shovel to the head to put this one down.

Jesus Christ Zombie Lord



2 comments ↓

#1 Johnny Roastbeef on 10.24.08 at 11:12 am

Sweet Zombie Jesus!

Hare Krishna Zombie is a good one too.

http://nerdapproved.com/toys/dawn-of-the-dead-hare-krishna-zombie/

#2 Zed on 10.24.08 at 1:48 pm

I agree. Next to Bub and JC, Hare Krishna zombie is third. With little girl zombie from 2004 Dawn of the Dead.

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