What’s in a name?

And the winner is . . .

Sloppy Seconds Sarah

Submitted by Jackie. Pick a toon for your prize.

Okay, here’s you chance to give Governor Sarah Palin a new nickname, and win a signed toon.

These have already been used, so come up with something else:

Caribou Barbie

Gov. Moose Drool

Gov. Moose Fool

Gov. Avon Lady

24 comments ↓

#1 Jackie on 10.12.08 at 7:11 am

Something that should be out of bounds as it’s used out in the Internets is “Moosalini” too. I’d claim it and try to use it, but it’d be dishonest. ;-) Will brainstorm today…

#2 Anon on 10.12.08 at 12:01 pm

The Messiah
Barack Osama
Barry Bin Laden
Barack “Not the Guy on the Currency” Obama
“Black Like Me” Barry

#3 EggBert on 10.12.08 at 12:35 pm

Back in their courting days of yore, Uncle Rusty used to call Aunt Bertha by the name of “Big Busty” – so don’t be calling our beloved V.P. candidate “Rich & Busty” because she is not rich and her womanly bust parts, must like her daughter, Bustol, should be kept private.

EggBert

#4 Ghost of Dude on 10.12.08 at 2:30 pm

Gov. Milfy Milferson

#5 hosepheffer on 10.12.08 at 3:22 pm

Sarah “Pimp my family” Palin

#6 Anon on 10.12.08 at 4:09 pm

No. 5…wow, I wouldn’t go there. Not with a black guy as a candidate.

#7 l3wis on 10.12.08 at 4:12 pm

So you are saying only black men are pimps?

You are funny.

#8 Anon on 10.12.08 at 5:08 pm

Hahahaha. So are you.

Just trying to make the point that stupid name-calling is not productive. You can’t seem to make your arguments without it. Kinda like when a candidate accuses another of not being able to debate the issues, so they resort to personal attacks.

But that seems to be your M.O. … consistent with an angry, miserable, worthless existence, which you apparently have.

#9 l3wis on 10.12.08 at 5:44 pm

Do you mean name calling like this?

“The Messiah
Barack Osama
Barry Bin Laden
Barack “Not the Guy on the Currency” Obama
“Black Like Me” Barry”

Go away racist.

#10 Anon on 10.12.08 at 8:04 pm

Again…just trying to show that it is unproductive no matter who is doing it…there’s no difference between your nasty name-calling and what I wrote.

#11 Anon on 10.12.08 at 8:04 pm

And don’t worry. I’m leaving. I feel like I have to take a shower after reading your crap.

#12 l3wis on 10.13.08 at 4:15 am

Make sure you scrub your ass good.

#13 Anon on 10.13.08 at 5:31 am

WAAHHHHHH

#14 monetdali on 10.13.08 at 8:42 am

Ewe Betcha

#15 monetdali on 10.13.08 at 8:46 am

“Ewe Betcha” (you know, like just one of the blind sheep!?)

#16 Will on 10.13.08 at 12:03 pm

Gov. Back to Obscurity Come November 5th.

#17 Johnny Roastbeef on 10.13.08 at 1:26 pm

Sarah FAILIN

#18 l3wis on 10.13.08 at 1:33 pm

Governor Mrs. John Birch

#19 Jackie on 10.13.08 at 8:03 pm

“Pallin’ Round-with-Racists”

Indian name:
“Shoots Wolves From Metal Bird In Sky”

Sloppy Seconds Sarah
(‘cuz she was runner up in beauty contest & not Leiberman – who McCain really wanted as VP)

#20 Jackie on 10.13.08 at 9:30 pm

one more:
Palindrone

#21 monetdali on 10.15.08 at 7:39 am

so who’s the winner, Scotty!? :-)

#22 Jackie on 10.15.08 at 6:58 pm

Yeah Scott, who is the winner??? This ought to be a new post so we don’t have to scroll back….

#23 Jackie on 10.16.08 at 8:24 pm

Okay: If contest is still going — or just plain ol’ forgotten, I’ll toss a few more out there:

Half-Baked from Alaska or Half-baked Alaskan
(maybe that applies more to Levi J. though…)

Shrilla from Wassila

#24 Anonymous on 10.22.08 at 7:37 pm

Saks 5th Ave sarah…

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