I’m never sending my wife to the doctor again!

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So my wife’s toe has been giving her trouble for the last week or so, and finally she gave in and went to see the doctor. So I figure they’ll tell her what might be wrong and ‘scrip her some nice pain medication while figuring out how to fix whatever it is. I figured it was a bone spur or an inflamed joint or something.

Well, after several tests, a lengthy questionaire, and some prodding and squeezing of the affected foot, the doctor informed her that she’s pregnant.

Just a warning for all you ladies out there. Stay away from the doctor’s office – especially if all you want is your toe fixed.

 

Posted in: America, Boner, COOL, NEW Baby, Women's health ⋅ Tagged: , ,

7 Thoughts on “I’m never sending my wife to the doctor again!”

  1. l3wis on November 13, 2008 at 11:53 am said:

    I told you, too much hotdish and you will eventually burn your tongue.

    How ironic, Angry guy just has a new daughter and Dude finds out he is going to be a new father.

    There’s something in the water at South DaCola.

    Wrap it up tight Johnny Roastbeef, these things happen in threes.

  2. Angry Guy on November 13, 2008 at 12:05 pm said:

    Congrats, Dude!
    Those doctors are evil bastards I tell ya.

  3. l3wis on November 13, 2008 at 12:09 pm said:

    Yeah – BTW – Congrats!

    You know me, not a big fan of kids, but always glad to see people better looking then I reproducing.

  4. Johnny Roastbeef on November 13, 2008 at 2:32 pm said:

    Congrats Ghost!

    Also, bonus points for using the Boner tag.

  5. l3wis on November 13, 2008 at 2:37 pm said:

    Yes, it usually helps to use one of those when making a baby.

  6. Ghost of Dude on November 13, 2008 at 3:05 pm said:

    There isn’t a ‘turkey baster’ tag.

  7. l3wis on November 13, 2008 at 4:09 pm said:

    Reminds me of a movie I once saw – long story.

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