16 Thoughts on “Are you happy now?

  1. Ghost of Dude on January 29, 2009 at 7:38 am said:

    Looks like a few other bloggers are already there. Really it’s not so bad. Myspace is much worse, though you’d have a lot more artistic license with the layout. You’d just have to worry about Chester the Molester stalking you.

  2. The cops should hire me to pose as a teenage girl in chat rooms. They would have to build a new wing on the jail.

  3. Zed de la Muerte on January 29, 2009 at 8:07 am said:

    I knew you’d break down eventually. I use Facecrack and Myspace to drum up interest for the Zombie Walk. At least that is how I justify being on the internet for 12 hours a day.

  4. Ghost of Dude on January 29, 2009 at 9:59 am said:

    I use it so I know where all my friends are living these days. It seems like they all move once a month.

  5. Not sure if I will be on there much, they block it at work and my MAC at home is slow, so opening pages in Facebook takes sometime. At least I will get some traffic, and maybe hookup with some old girlfriends that are divorced by now.

  6. Angry Guy on January 29, 2009 at 2:05 pm said:

    Or maybe you’ll turn into one of those whores who are friends with 800 people they don’t actually know because on some level it elevates their sense of worth, when in reality they are just the same worthless piece of shit they were when they graduated from HS, only now they’re fatter and there is this desparate need for contact with what ‘was’. Maybe you’ll reconnect with lost love… but more likely you’ll realize all too soon that social networking sites are just like the Tophat on a saturday night. You’ll see a shitload of people that you know in way or another, but you don’t actually care about any of them. And it’s less smoky.

  7. Pretty much.

  8. Or I could join this forum and pretend to be a milf;

    http://siouxfalls.momslikeme.com/members/groupabout.aspx?g=667707#

  9. Ghost of Dude on January 29, 2009 at 3:15 pm said:

    Why pretend to be a MILF? You may get a few dates.

  10. No kids! My rule!

  11. When is SouthDaCola getting a Twitter account?

  12. Ghost of Dude on January 30, 2009 at 10:10 am said:

    When is SouthDaCola getting a Twitter account?

    2:37pm – l3wis is shaking his timy fists of rage
    2:45pm – lewis is on the toilet… mexican food
    3:17pm – l3wis is organizing his collection of converse all-stars

  13. So I can keep in touch with Todd Epp and Rick Sanchez of CNN?

    Do you have one? I deleted my last invitation to get one.

  14. Ghost of Dude on January 30, 2009 at 10:10 am said:

    err… TINY fists of rage.

  15. Angry Guy on January 30, 2009 at 10:22 am said:

    After you sign up for your twitter account, maybe you could sign up for Neopets and start playing World of Warcraft to really waste your time online.

  16. Do I have to get the 20 sided dice to?

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