Thu 15 Jan 2009
Guys; Valentine gift ideas that aren’t ‘Clunky’
Posted by l3wis under Boner
[10] Comments
Scented Candles are always nice especially if they are given with this. Just let the ladies tell you for themselves.
Finally late night television is advertising something besides that stupid Obama plate.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
The other thing that made me laugh about the ‘testimonials’ is how men and women define words differently. Men describe ‘clunky’ as something that is junky or doesn’t work, like a car. Women describe ‘clunky’ as something that won’t fit in their purses.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Reminds me of the ad Annabelle’s ran in Scrounge. That one might be better to post closer to V-Day.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
… and little ones too.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I like it when the older MILF in the testimonial says, ‘Obscene’. If she thinks a dildo is ‘Obscene’ what does she think of what a penis looks like? Geeez, talk about a fuddy-duddy.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
She’s probably never seen one and only has sex under the sheets in the dark, and only on his birthday.
January 15th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
That’s what he gets for marrying a trophy wife.
January 15th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Are you trying to tell me that some of those vibrators aren’t obscene? What is natural about an 18″ purple gelatinous vein ridden penis shaped piece of electronics?
January 16th, 2009 at 1:55 am
Well you know what the say, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
January 16th, 2009 at 7:19 am
Obscenely large – certainly. But I don’t see why they’re offensive.
Maybe someone has a pet blue whale that needs a little lovin’.
January 16th, 2009 at 7:25 am
Clunky-clunk for sure!