7 Thoughts on “Snark overload… must…. click… Publish…….”

  1. l3wis on February 6, 2009 at 1:41 pm said:

    ‘touched’ butt plug and ass-less chaps

    And a scented candle too?

  2. Angry Guy on February 6, 2009 at 2:06 pm said:

    Yeah.. the candle is made from the editorial staff’s lip gloss scraped off of Randall Beck’s ass.

  3. l3wis on February 6, 2009 at 2:08 pm said:

    How Romantic.

    And probably pretty small considering they have canned half the staff over there.

  4. Angry Guy on February 6, 2009 at 3:34 pm said:

    I hope this post doesn’t make me seem like a homophobe… cus I’m not…
    I’m an EMOphobe.

  5. Ghost of Dude on February 6, 2009 at 3:58 pm said:

    They are kind of scary. I’m afraid I’ll become depressed if I get too close.

  6. Beer Jew on February 6, 2009 at 4:02 pm said:

    Q: How many emo freaks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    A: None, they rather sit in the dark and cry like a bunch of fucking pussies.

    I’m proposing a new holiday–“Take an emo freak to Huset’s”. The beer and the noise will do them good. They won’t notice the additional dirt. Free sprint car tire from the field in back for the ride home.

  7. l3wis on February 6, 2009 at 5:40 pm said:

    – My new joke!

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