So I’m walking downtown last night and I get a text message from Oliver Surden;
“Just ate at the Bohemian Cafe. I’m in sauerkraut hell. It was awesome.”
People from every corner of the world have come to enjoy an authentic Czech meal and to satisfy the deep depths of their rumbling stomachs.
Bastard! Rub it in with gravy and gigantic dumplings you little jerk.
Just when you are having a decent night, one of your friends has to f’ck with you and tell you they are having a better night.
Oh well, Oliver deserves it, he also deserves the cabbage hell that will be inflicted on his gastric system today.