that is damn funny Costner.
I like Mitch hedberg’s biz card idea.
“I got a business card cuz I wanna win some lunches… That’s what my business card says, “Mitch Hedberg: Potential Lunch Winner.” Give me a call, maybe we’ll have lunch… if I’m lucky.”
“I got a business card cuz I wanna win some lunches…” Funny. I’m going to make some of those up.
At my barbershop they have a corkboard covered in B/C’s, I always read it while I am waiting. I love some of the crazy businesses people come up with. And if your last name is Johnson and you have a lawn service, can’t you come up with a more creative name then ‘Johnson’s Lawn Service’? C’mon people.
AG – you think that guy’s speech about business cards is funny you should watch him explain how he packs a suitcase.
He makes the DBs on the Jersey Shore look tame in comparison. If you look up the term tool, I’m pretty sure the third or fourth definition would somehow relate to this guy.
I don’t remember the name of this guy – it is Joel something, but if you search for “business card guy” coupled with the term “douchebag” I’m quite sure you will find what you’re looking for.
So, not only is he real, but people actually pay this db to speak to them. If that doesn’t destroy your faith in humanity I’m not sure what does.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!
I like B/C’s like that. Great when you don’t have floss handy.
I have to go return some video tapes.
See that business card? Cheap strathmore stock, 60 lb…holds a crease. Can you tear it, absolutely.
Looks like crap – it is crap.
My card is die cut, my card is foil stamped, my card is embossed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YBxeDN4tbk
I have raised ink on my cards. Pretty cool.
that is damn funny Costner.
I like Mitch hedberg’s biz card idea.
“I got a business card cuz I wanna win some lunches… That’s what my business card says, “Mitch Hedberg: Potential Lunch Winner.” Give me a call, maybe we’ll have lunch… if I’m lucky.”
“I got a business card cuz I wanna win some lunches…” Funny. I’m going to make some of those up.
At my barbershop they have a corkboard covered in B/C’s, I always read it while I am waiting. I love some of the crazy businesses people come up with. And if your last name is Johnson and you have a lawn service, can’t you come up with a more creative name then ‘Johnson’s Lawn Service’? C’mon people.
“My Johnson will cut your grass!”
Johnson Weed Wacking Wonder
Get a trim from Johnson
Also available for Festivals,
‘Johnson’s SnoCone and Creampie Wagon’
It always makes me laugh when that commercial comes on KELO. “Hi, I’m Bob, from Bob’s Farm Service.”
Really?
I think it would be funny if he came on and said, “Hi I’m Rob from Bob’s Farm Service”
Do you think people would catch on?
AG – you think that guy’s speech about business cards is funny you should watch him explain how he packs a suitcase.
He makes the DBs on the Jersey Shore look tame in comparison. If you look up the term tool, I’m pretty sure the third or fourth definition would somehow relate to this guy.
Link me, Costner.. I think I’m too drunk to find the suitcase video.
Is that guy serious? His business card says, “I am an arrogant shitbag”
Yes he is serious – his ego is the size of Kansas and has threatened to suceed from the union.
Here is the link for his suitcase video….if you can make it past the first three minutes you’re a better person than I.
http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/douchey-business-card-guy-back-show-you-how-pack-suitcase-more-you-know
That can’t be real.
I don’t remember the name of this guy – it is Joel something, but if you search for “business card guy” coupled with the term “douchebag” I’m quite sure you will find what you’re looking for.
So, not only is he real, but people actually pay this db to speak to them. If that doesn’t destroy your faith in humanity I’m not sure what does.
Everytime I think about moving to a larger city, I think of these guys and think to myself, “I would rather be surrounded by DB’s I know in SF.”