11 Thoughts on “and the Biggest Waste of Taxpayer Money Ever is….

  1. Ghost of Dude on June 23, 2009 at 5:10 pm said:

    With $50 billion, we could bomb some parts of the middle east for about three months.
    We spend about $18 billion every month in Iraq alone.

  2. Ghost of Dude on June 23, 2009 at 5:11 pm said:

    Forgot to add, that at that rate we could save up for a trip to the moon in under six months.
    Which would you prefer; war or a giant phallic symbol we launch into space?

  3. Angry Guy on June 23, 2009 at 8:26 pm said:

    Not sure that either one is doing anyone any good at all. What will come from our trip to the moon? Will we colonize? Will we evacuate to there when we figure out that Jesus is coming back and he’s pretty pissed about the whole crucifixion thing?

  4. Ghost of Dude on June 23, 2009 at 9:18 pm said:

    We’ll probably get a cool invention or two out of it.
    Besides, Jesus is supposed to turn the moon into blood when he comes back, so it won’t do any good to hide there.

  5. Perhaps we should save a few billion and launch a giant Kotex up there instead.

    While we’re at it, lob a couple over to the Middle East as well, that’ll show ’em.

  6. Angry Guy on June 24, 2009 at 6:15 am said:

    Could we saturate it in pig’s blood first?

  7. l3wis on June 24, 2009 at 6:59 am said:

    I have often said we should train pigs to be suicide bombers. That would deter AlQueda.

  8. Plus, a nice side effect is the explosions would be both deadly and delicious.

  9. l3wis on June 24, 2009 at 7:17 am said:

    Not sure pork marinated with plastic explosives would be tasty.

  10. Ghost of Dude on June 24, 2009 at 7:53 am said:

    Could we saturate it in pig’s blood first?

    I used all the pigs blood to fertilize the garden. My tomatoes are not kosher.

    Not sure pork marinated with plastic explosives would be tasty.

    Not really ‘marinated’ per se, but flash roasted.

  11. l3wis on June 24, 2009 at 12:07 pm said:

    One time the electricity went out on the farm during a winter storm and we cooked Tontino’s pizzas on top of the Kerosene heater. They were okay, but probably would have tasted better stoned.

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