Thu 11 Jun 2009
Have a cigar, you are gonna go far
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June 11th, 2009 at 9:06 am
I actually did LOL. Funny stuff, Windsor and Angry Dude!
June 11th, 2009 at 10:55 am
I have a feeling if we followed your plan we’d be the envy of all our sister Cities.
Of course, you’d have to step up police patrols on Phillips, since you’d have certain smokers shimmying up the cigar to bite the tip off.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Technically we really can’t call him a D-Bag anymore. But ‘Teabagger’ still is appropriate.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Top 10 things overheard next to the new planter arrangements:
10. “Is it supposed to be brown or did they forget to shower afterwards?”
9. “Whoever designed this doesn’t know dick!”
8. “The cool part is, when you come back in January, they are only 2 feet tall!”
7. “You just can’t beat these new planters, or you may go blind.”
6. “$800 a peice for these? That’s a little hard to swallow”
5. “It sure is nice to finally get this project behind us”
4. “There a little too much material at the top, better call a Rabbi.”
3. “I just love coming down to Phillips avenue, I like to spend the day and see if I can take it all in.”
2. “Meet me between Stogeez and the new planter, I believe they call that spot the taint?”
and finally:
1. “Nice of them to pay homage to the upstanding members of this community, they definately deserve a hand for this.”
June 11th, 2009 at 11:41 am
I ‘brisked’ through these quick, but I do like #4
June 11th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
For my favorite, I have to reach around for #3.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
Jeez Sy.. you sure do lurk around here alot. Don’t you have a company to not run?
#2 for me.. I think we should start calling Kant “Tim the Taint”
June 11th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
#9 was probably an actual quote from Timmy.
June 11th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
AG – Don’t compliment him.
June 11th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Who? SyTFU or Taint?
June 11th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Tim.
As for Sy, if he has the same kind of markup that the company that made the planters has, who needs to work?
June 11th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
You do know what the pros call the taint, right?
The Chinrest.
I’m sure he meant me AG, we wouldn’t want my head to get all big & swollen now would we?
I think we all need to take a long, hard look at this situation before it gets out of hand. Job well done? Maybe. I certainly think we need to keep our eye on the ball. Sack those who ramrodded this thing down our throats, because it certainly isn’t my cup of tea. Bagging on them won’t solve anything, it will only make us look like the jerk. Off I go now to not run my company, no point in continuing to beat this topic to death.
June 11th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
And for you ladies, I apologize if my posts leave a bad taste in your mouth. If you want to discuss it sometime let me know, I’ve always been considered somewhat of a cunning linguist.
June 11th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Windsor, you didn’t pass this by SD’s Most Enlightened Non-Woman, Cory Heidelberger, and his flock of followers, Dakota Women, did you. You know, Cory and the Fireflies.
June 11th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
That’s funny Todd. That reminds me of the time a certain campaign manager of a certain state house representative that was running for office in district 13, and I posted a toon about one of her competitors and her campaign manager emailed me and wondered why I didn’t run it by her first. I got a little testy. Let’s just say, I told her I don’t sit around waiting for approval from politicians to post stuff. I’m not Pat Powers or John Lauck. Yah Know.