Any of you Pinkos want to put your money where your mouth is?

For all of you Obamaphiles still high on contraband pharmaceuticals and your messiah’s inauguration, here’s a chance to fund your illicit activities for some time: prove Obama’s a legit president and this lawyer will give you $100,000.

According to well-respected attorney, dentist, and real-estate broker Orly Taitz (someone with that many degrees should be taken seriously by you liberal elitists),  Obama is not eligible to be the president because he was born in Kenya to a man with British citizenship and a woman who wasn’t old enough at the time to transmit her US citizenship. The American eggs in her uterus must not have been fully mature until she was 21 or something. 

Until one of you leftist clowns comes up with something better, I’m using this document to prove you all wrong:

obamabirth

 

Go ahead and try to prove me wrong. I dare you!

Until then, I will be monitoring this website and many others from my underground home in an undisclosed location in Real America.

Minuteman out.



22 comments ↓

#1 GK on 07.30.09 at 1:22 pm

I, Jason Hommel, promise that I will give $100,000 to the first person who can prove to my satisfaction…

Ya, I think there is nothing of this world that would prove to “his satisfaction” that BHO is a natural born citizen. What a ‘tard…and a turd.

#2 Angry Guy on 07.30.09 at 1:23 pm

Oh Thank GOD! I’m glad to see I’m not the only stupid, irrational asshole DL lets post on SouthDacola. Kudos, fuckstick.

#3 Ghost of Dude on 07.30.09 at 1:30 pm

I say we get the proof this douche wants, and donate the money we don’t spend on beer to the reelections of Obama and Al Franken.

#4 Eric on 07.30.09 at 1:36 pm

So, basically, your saying there won’t be anything left to donate. (he he)

#5 The Minuteman on 07.30.09 at 1:53 pm

Hah! Angry Guy’a calling me a fuckstick?
I’m a Real American. What are you?

#6 Costner on 07.30.09 at 2:15 pm

When trolls start getting attention, it pretty much leads down an ugly path. I’m not sure I see the benefit in this.

#7 The Minuteman on 07.30.09 at 2:41 pm

I’m not a troll. I’m here to balance this place out.
Some folks can’t get it through their heads that conservatism is coming back with a bang!

#8 Angry Guy on 07.30.09 at 2:50 pm

I’d rather be a pinko than an American if it means associating with.. ahem.. fucksticks like you. Your post paints you as the American version of the ignorant fucks in the Middle East that strap explosives to themselves in the name of Allah. Personally, I think you’re faking it for attention, nobody is really as stupid as you’d like to appear.
I’m tempted to invoke Adolf just to end this stupid fucking post.

#9 The Minuteman on 07.30.09 at 4:45 pm

Blow myself up? Nah. I’m content hiding out at my compound until Obama causes armageddon. My underground home is fully protected from the brainwave scanners in the CIA’s black helicopters and safe from the chem trails in the sky. The only thing I blow up is my girlfriend Sally, but only every few days when she starts getting a little too soft.
I’ve got enough guns, ammo, and food to stay here over a year. What are you gonna do when the shit hits the fan in 2012?

#10 Warren Phear on 07.30.09 at 6:16 pm

Is that you karl? Or maybe dog popper?

#11 Warren Phear on 07.30.09 at 6:20 pm

Now I’m pissed. How come a mole livin’ in a hole can start a thread and I can’t?

#12 Angry Guy on 07.30.09 at 6:31 pm

“What are you gonna do when the shit hits the fan in 2012?”

probably die. Or vote for Obama again… either one is preferable to Palin as POTUS.

#13 l3wis on 07.30.09 at 6:32 pm

Warren, STFU, I have offered for you to be a contributor and you never responded, which kinda pisses me off, since all you do all day is watch sports, collect retirement and please your wife’s Honey-Do list. I’m starting to think you are a secret Republican.

#14 Eric on 07.30.09 at 8:42 pm

Demecrat, Republican… whatever. I’m a ME-publican. I believe in paying your own way but I want MY free ride. I say free abortions for everyone but until then I’m keeping my guns by my side. You ultra-religious wackos are fools but I sure could go for that tax exempt status. I also think we stole this country fair and square from the native americans and that’s why they’re so mad at us. I’m sick of these people crying racism all the time. I think if we all just started crying racism everything would be fine. At least I can prove I’m a leagal resident. Hmmm, maybe I should run for president.

Anyone want to start funding my campaign?

#15 Randall on 07.31.09 at 7:59 am

ROTFL

#16 John on 07.31.09 at 8:25 am

Here’s the proof- Who is living in the Whitehouse? Who is having beers in the playground on the Whitehouse lawn? President Obama. Game over nut balls.

#17 Ghost of Dude on 07.31.09 at 9:50 am

Guys, take a real close look at that document.

#18 Eric on 07.31.09 at 9:58 am

Ya, John, lets just fuck the rules. I can’t even buy beer without getting carded. And this fuckface can become president without proving who he is?

#19 The Minuteman on 07.31.09 at 11:31 am

Go get ’em, Eric! Keep fightin’ the good fight!

Gotta go – Sally sprung a leak.

#20 Costner on 07.31.09 at 11:31 am

Please tell me you are kidding Eric. At least the original post is sarcastic to a fault… but you – I’m just not sure.

#21 John on 07.31.09 at 11:31 am

That’s the point Eric. He IS PRESIDENT of THE UNITED STATES. HE proved it to voters and the Elctorial College.

Dude there is plenty to bitch about his policies. The BC issue just makes you look crazy. I hope your not that far out on the fringe. Stick with the Obama health plan is going to kill seniors. It will make you look a little more sain.

#22 Eric on 08.03.09 at 2:07 pm

“That’s the point Eric. He IS PRESIDENT of THE UNITED STATES. HE proved it to voters and the Elctorial College.”

Then it should be very easy to prove it to the American public.

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