i-have-a-dream

“whats a guy got to do to get a drink around here?”

I dreamed that you were running for mayor, I assume just for a eye poking at the forums, but we were in the council chambers, and you were going to be debating about city stuff with the other candidates. For some reason it was the Minnehaha commish that was doing the moderating.

At first all of the candidates were sitting in the front of the room facing the crowd as you were introduced, and then when it came time to talk, everyone but you went and sat in the audience while you gave your speech. (You were slotted to go first I guess). Before you could begin, you stood up and reached down the table for a bottle of champaign or wine(it’s a dream) and tipped it into your glass, but it was empty. The old Minn Commish hag (carol twedt) asked you to sit down and proceed, and you said “wait a minute, I’m thirsty”. You looked around, and instead of walking around the table to get the bottle on the other end, you climbed up on the table and shuffled on your knees around the bend to the other bottle and poured the rest into your glass, but it was also empty. You said, “whats a guy got to do to get a drink around here?”

Twedt then bangs her gavel on the table and says that you aren’t fit to run for this position, and says that you are doing it as a joke anyways, and moves to have you disqualified. It passes unanimously almost instantaneously (you laugh as it passes) and then they say you can reverse it if you can produce a certain number of signatures in the registrar’s office in 15 minutes. For the rest of my dream, I am calling everyone I know (can’t use/see my phone cus it’s a dream) to tell them to get down there and sign the petition. The dream ends when I get my brother on the phone and he tells me “I live out of town, you idiot”…. And then I woke up…

4 Thoughts on “South DaCola foot soldier has a strange dream about me

  1. Angry Guy on December 5, 2009 at 2:19 pm said:

    That’s totally gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  2. Plaintiff Guy on December 5, 2009 at 5:57 pm said:

    It could happen. I must have an invitation to the post election bachelor party. We’ll need corrupt city employees and developers to score some women.

  3. anominous on December 5, 2009 at 8:22 pm said:

    Where can I sign the petition?

  4. I thought it was funny, even if the guy that sent the dream to me is a total fag.

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