Pakistani ambassador given the shaft by Saudis

Apparently, the name of the new Pakistani ambassador has rubbed the Saudis the wrong way. The ambassador’s name, Akbar Zeb, in arabic means “Biggest Dick”.  Similar attempts to penetrate the diplomatic corps of the UAE and Bahrain were also cockblocked.

While the Pakistanis had a huge swell of confidence that their man would be able to erect new bridges with their middle-eastern friends, it turns out that a major case of penis envy has given diplomacy the blue balls, and the Pakistani government a throbbing headache.

I, for one, am proud to live in a country where men whose name is also a euphamism for the male genitalia can be elected to high office and serve as members of our diplomatic corps anywhere in the world. All they need is a stiff adherence to our American principles and the peoples’ mushroom stamp of approval.



4 comments ↓

#1 l3wis on 02.05.10 at 3:24 pm

Wasn’t Akbar our vice president?

#2 Sy on 02.05.10 at 4:15 pm

GoD:

“I, for one, am proud to live in a country where men whose name is also a euphamism for the male genitalia can be elected to high office and serve”

You’ve got it halfway in, Dude..but let’s not forget the ladies and how the mommy parts have also been well represented. No need to beat around the Bush. Time and again they’ve stepped up to the mike and showed us exactly how to come together as a Nation.

The Pakis need to put away the fudge and start to think outside the box. It might take a cunning linguist to convince them that once you’re past the smell test, you’ve got it licked.

#3 l3wis on 02.05.10 at 11:32 pm

Sy – Your’e a poet and didn’t know it.

#4 Steve Olson on 09.13.10 at 8:33 pm

There’s a guy on the Castlewood, South Dakota School Board named Harry Boner. I’m sure he’s a great guy but what in hell were his parents thinking when they named him?

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