The Ugly Table #59


D: “What are your sides?”

Me: “There is a full listing in the menu, let me show you the page.”

D: “Why can’t you just tell me?!”

Me: “Because I didn’t see you walk in here with a white cane or guide dog.”

S. L. Ehrisman (c) 1/8/12



#1 Beer Jew on 01.08.12 at 11:02 pm

The best Ugly Table I have read so far. Good show, sir!

#2 sheep herder on 01.09.12 at 7:03 am

Maybe the customer just wanted to hear you speak in your sweet voice!

#3 Detroit Lewis on 01.09.12 at 7:06 am

I didn’t really say that, but I wanted to. It was the 10th person in a 15 top that asked me the same freaking question, even after I announced to the table where the sides were. I don’t ask much from customers, but for gawd’s sake, do me a favor and READ THE MENU!

#4 Helga on 01.09.12 at 5:03 pm

The menu needs to have a picture of a naked girl next to the sides and then everyone would see it and you wouldn’t have to point it out all night long. gg

#5 l3wis on 01.09.12 at 7:55 pm

We need a freaking TALKING menu.

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