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With the big announcement this week a smaller tourist organization in Sioux Falls, called the CED (Cynical Economic Development) decided to celebrate the event with a smaller event this weekend. Some of the booths and demonstrations at the event will be;

a) 102 recipes for killing the taste of pheasant with cream of mushroom soup

b) Who needs camo, orange hats and boots, let’s go ditch hunting from the window of your truck

c) 20 excuses to give to farmers when you get caught hunting on their land without permission

e) How to blow $1,000 at Scheels to hunt a bird you will never eat

f) How to fit 18 hunters into a Sioux Falls hotel room with beds for only 2

Should be fun. I guess there will also be a demonstration by the mayor on how to where a cowboy hat properly.

9 Thoughts on “In honor of Dumb Chinese Bird Fest coming to Sioux Falls

  1. anonymous on September 29, 2016 at 4:19 pm said:

    Last I heard Sioux Falls has less than 6,000 motel/hotel rooms (some of which I am sure these visitors are NOT interested in paying for and staying in!!).

    So, how do you fit up to 25,000 people into 6,000 rooms?

  2. The Blogger Formerly Known as "Winston" on September 29, 2016 at 7:32 pm said:

    Oh, I don’t know… Perhaps with two double beds and a 1000 rollaways?

    I have never heard of this Fest before….. How come we have not hosted in the past? Aren’t we the “Pheasant Capital of the World?”

    I thought the press conference was like the Canadians announcing that for the first time they had acquired the Stanley Cup….

  3. The D@ily Spin on September 29, 2016 at 7:44 pm said:

    I was surprised at how hunts transpire. Farm raised domestic pheasants are released from cages a few feet in front of hunters. Some must be kicked so they’ll fly. Hunters shoot them with 5 thousand dollar shotguns while wearing a thousand in camo garb. They wear lots of orange so they don’t shoot each other. The whole process makes Aushwitz sound humane.

    I can hunt to feed myself. This is not hunting.

  4. The D@ily Spin on September 29, 2016 at 8:12 pm said:

    Arrogant out of state hunters leave the dead birds here. They aren’t chicken but (with lots of hot sauce) some can be fed to the homeless. Most are fed to our sled dogs or combined with corn husks to make ethanol.

  5. FluffMcMagic on September 30, 2016 at 8:24 am said:

    I propose to spice up the event we have the Running of the Pheasants. We can block off Phillips Ave and have people flee from a group of birds. We can follow it up with a Tomatina Festival but with pumpkins. It’ll be awesome.

  6. i hear the deluxe motel is getting a makeover for this event.

  7. The D@ily Spin on September 30, 2016 at 11:10 am said:

    FluffMcMagic has a good idea! Run pheasants with 6 Councilors. A few more bird brains doesn’t hurt.

  8. The D@ily Spin on September 30, 2016 at 11:14 am said:

    Strippers and hookers are coming from everywhere for this event. There’s enough hotel rooms when leased by the hour. Lots of pheasant and 2 leg dear hunting.

  9. Ol'Bubbleguts on September 30, 2016 at 10:17 pm said:

    I have never had one of those birds impede my progress
    at +70mph on my way to cabelas in mitchell to gain more
    instruments to put them in my belly
    and those lesser off
    I put a cttle crusher on the front of my dumpered in a ditch 2000 ss montecarlo recently
    they seemed attacted to it
    got 2 boy they went flying
    I was a courier ages ago on nj coast
    seagulls with big cb antenna
    count the feathers in 1.2 seconds
    eyes back on the road

    Dan you are very crude in ways
    my place yer yap would be stifled like edithbunker

    OBG
    IAaL
    kinetic operations abound for a brain
    not i
    eradicate the stupid dumbing down
    by any reasonable means

    brawndo , got what plants crave
    ELECTROLYTES

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