As I revealed a few weeks ago (until a GOP thumb sucker from Brookings cried) it seems the Castlewood Queen has a new look.

I took this screenshot from KELO-TV last night. I’m no expert, and it could very well be great makeup and hair, but seems a little nook and tuck took place. Maybe? Hmmmm?

Wonder what it costs these days to look like Morticia Addams? Too bad Rep. Curd wasn’t standing next to her, you’d think uncle Fester was in the room with her.

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12 Thoughts on “Kristi Noem has revealed her new (retro) look

  1. It appears that Republicans will have a choice this time around for governor between botox or the endorsements of professional football and basketball players. I wonder what image they are going to choose? Better yet, where’s the substance?……….:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug75diEyiA0

  2. l3wis on May 26, 2017 at 9:59 am said:

    It would seem appropriate though a born again whack-a-doodle from bumf’ck SD would take on the Goth look.

  3. However, I recommend that Shantel should go for more of the “Marilyn” look from ‘The Munsters.’ That way only the rest of her Party will be scary….

  4. scott on May 26, 2017 at 12:43 pm said:

    in other news, kelo’s perry groton also seems to have hair now.

  5. I’d rather she take on the look of The Slits.

  6. matt johnson on May 26, 2017 at 1:40 pm said:

    That must mean that Hollywood stars are much more knowledgeable as they endorse liberals

  7. l3wis on May 26, 2017 at 2:07 pm said:

    I’d prefer that she took her makeup off, stuffed her hair in a DeKalb Seed Hat and moved back to the farm.

  8. Excuse me? I believe she calls it a “Ranch” and not a farm…. We really have no time for “alternative facts” here my friend.

    But seriously with Trump planning to cut crop insurance, Kristi is going to be rather busy over the next year running for governor in South Dakota and also spending a lot of time in DC trying to save her husband’s livelihood, which just so happens to be crop insurance sales.

    Apparently, Trump has identified the Noems as a part of the “Swamp.”

    As far as Perry, I am happy for him. And he appears to be KELO’s answer to Mitch Krebs:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A43Sh42-mrU

    OH, and Matt, when “Hollywood stars” endorse liberals, it is merely the frosting on a “AMAZING” cake. But when celebrities endorse conservatives, I am afraid it becomes nothing more than “Oh My Gosh!” googly eye time with autograph pen and paper in nervous hand…..

  9. anominous on May 26, 2017 at 7:43 pm said:

    Yikes. Too much HGH.

  10. Thanks warren, I couldn’t remember the name of her government subsidized hunting operation.

    Why no data for 2015-2016? She and her band of thieves closed off records to subsidies in the 2015 farm bill.

  11. anominous on May 27, 2017 at 11:13 pm said:

    Kristi if you keep shooting that stuff you are gonna end up looking like Carrot Top.

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