Don’t bring snakes to public festival

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You thought the people who leave guns in unlocked cars were idiots? Well they had some people top them over the weekend.

There is a reason JazzFest bans dogs/pets. Your dogs don’t want to be there, it’s hot, it makes them nervous and they could hurt someone or another dog. But some people don’t seem to get the message at DTSF festivals. The dogs were on display once again. Several barking at each other, some hiding under picnic tables in fear and some so hot and miserable it was pathetic.

But besides the ignoramus dog owners, there were a couple of guys that decided it was OK to bring their Pythons to Riverfest around thousands of people. When one of the guys walked past me, I just turned to him and said, “You are an idiot.” I guess there would be no other way to describe them.

While I am not scared of pet snakes, many people have extreme phobias, and with all the dogs down there, it was a recipe for disaster.

It was obvious these clems were trying to get attention by dragging their snakes to Riverfest but next time I highly suggest you leave them at the trailer park with your other exotic pets, Keystone beer and X-Box games.

I encourage DTSF to implement a NO pets policy from now on at ALL of their festivals because apparently some people are too stupid to realize you don’t bring snakes to public festivals.

You wonder how some people make it through life.

Posted in: Downtown Sioux Falls, Sioux Falls

6 Thoughts on “Don’t bring snakes to public festival”

  1. JKC on August 20, 2018 at 11:34 am said:

    The only thing missing was the lady who places a parrot on her shoulder and walks the bike trail…. Oh, and I was expecting a Trump.com vendor, too…

    #OhWell

  2. Matt Staab on August 20, 2018 at 12:05 pm said:

    Agreed. Why people feel a need to bring pets to an event full of strange people, smells, sounds etc just baffles me. It takes one little kid to reach out to pet a strange dog and the next thing you know the kid gets a severe bite. But my dog would never bite anyone!

  3. D@ily Spin on August 20, 2018 at 1:12 pm said:

    Snaking around might become as popular as axe throwing or pickle ball.

  4. D@ily Spin on August 21, 2018 at 8:52 am said:

    If you’re proud of your snake, don’t expose it. Your reptile either. Gangs on the northwest side are hungry. To them it can be made into chislic.

  5. The Guy from Guernsey on August 21, 2018 at 9:06 am said:

    Were most of those with serpents @ the Riverfest males ?

  6. Fluff Mc Fluffin on August 21, 2018 at 3:13 pm said:

    #snek

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