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Thursday, November 27th, 2008
EggBert Family & Friend 2008 Thankful List
EggBert Family & Friend 2008 Thankful List:
On this wonderful Thanksgiving Day, my family and friends want to wish you all a glorious, utopical, crisis-free Holiday of love, food, and football (don’t watch the news today, because nothing important happens on Turkey Day!). Each family member submitted their short list of what they are each thankful for this year [...]
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Thursday, November 20th, 2008
Granny Gumption’s Quick Comment #2
Hello there, nice folks:
Granny Gumption has a Quick Comment about her former favorite grandson love - uhhh - ME…???
http://www.voicescarryblog.com/confused-sd-cartoonist-takes-aim-at-me-again/#comments
“Crimminy, Crime-iny!! I used to love my grandson, EggBert, with all my heart and soul, but now, like my former favorite grandson, EgoBart, he too has gone by way of the looney toons. Thank the Lord Almighty for good sexual-issue crisis-counselin’, righteously God-followin’ [...]
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Monday, November 17th, 2008
Granny Gumption’s Quick Comment #1
Hi there, everybody:
My Granny Gumption has a Quick Comment about this rather stunning news article about her former love – The Penguin…
http://beta.argusleader.com/article/20081117/UPDATES/81117028
“Cheesus X. Ghrist!!! I used to love the penguin species with all my heart and soul, but now, like my former favorite singer, Clays Achin’, they too have gone to the dog poundin’ way. [...]
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Saturday, November 15th, 2008
Grampa Grumpy Gump’s Quick Question #2
Hello, my fellow citizens:
My Grampappy Grumpy Gumpty has another quick question he would like to ask you local yokels: “What in Hades is our newest color of Homeland advisory terrorism alert status since City Councilor Big Man-Boob Schlitz is now wantin’ metal detectors and such at City Council Meetings? I think he’s worried about some crazy SFalls citizen [...]
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Tuesday, November 11th, 2008
Gramps Grump Gumption’s Quick Question #1
Greeting, my friendly friends:
My Grandpa Grumpy Gumps has a quick question he would like to ask you all: “What the Hell terrorist security level of Homeland advisory color are we at today, anyhew? I want to know what to wear outside on tomorrow morning’s daily poop-scoop walk with our family mutt, Butt-Fungus Blossom.”
Sincerely,
EggBert mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresawq
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Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
TONIGHT’s TV NEWSFLASH: VOTE YES FOR LIFETIME NETWORK
Hi good folks:
If you and your fellow South Dakotans (mostly the KELO TV-Land World viewing audience) are bored tonight since there is nothing else to watch on the television (or what my Gramps Grump calls the “booby tooby nipple screen”), my Aunt Bertha alerted our family to the special episodes showing tonight on Lifetime, the Channel [...]
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Saturday, November 1st, 2008
VOTE YES for Initiating a Government-Enforced Women’s Health-Mandate for Creating LIFE (since they need government help because they can’t make the right healthy choices most of the time)
Hey there:
I just HAVE to catch you up on what’s all happening with the EggBert family. Things have changed quickly around the household. It has been discovered via in-depth investigations by the Sioux Falls super sleuth reporting teams from the Argyle Leader newspaper, KELO-world TV, CMN’s Just the Facts of Life , KBLT, and OKSFY that my Aunt Bertha actually [...]
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Monday, October 27th, 2008
VOTE YES FOR LIFE - Our beloved Government knows more than Dr. Spooky does!
Hello there, friendly friends:
Below is an old photo of Aunt Bertha and Uncle Rusty (before they were married) sipping some of Granny Gumption’s hooch at a family reunion in the tiny village of Uterus-opia, SD.
Now, what with these two being grown up, married heterosexuals, and what with Aunt Bertha currently carrying an illegitimate but most imortantly, a [...]
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Friday, October 24th, 2008
VOTE YES FOR LIFE on SD MEASURE 11 - BECAUSE WOMEN MAKING ABORTION CHOICES IS JUST PLAIN ICKY!!!
Hello there! Good news from my family to yours.
A new addition to the EggBert family is arriving in Sunny SD very, very soon. My Aunt Bertha is returning from Alaska (via canoe) where she used her irresistable charm and rape-drug one passionate night a few months ago to manhandle and have her way with GOP V.P. candidate’s hubby [...]
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Sunday, October 12th, 2008
Just The Facts of Life: Democrat ilk are indeed Zombies!!!
Hello everyone. How are you?
My family and I (except for Aunt Bertha who is currently involved in an Alaskan snow-machine contest running shotgun w/taser for GOP V.P.’s hubby, Hotty Toddy Paladin) set out to paint the town red last night expecting to see the Walt Disney “WallBanger-E” late movie movie at the West Mall [...]
