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South DaCola book club w/ Hookers or Cake

Jade Bos used to live in Sioux Falls and live with my friends Rocco Tchetter and Sideshow. One day, Jade decided that he needed a coffee table for his room, so he tore the door off one of his other roommates rooms, put it on concrete blocks, and he had a coffee table, unfortunately, said roommate had to take his one set of sheets and use that as a door which forced him to sleep on his sweat stained mattress without sheets and forced the rest of us to have to view his ugly naked ass passed out on said mattress (his one set of sheets had a gigantic hole in them) It was like a peep show no one wanted to see. Thanks for the memories, Jade. Well, anyhoo, Jade just released a book that is associated with his website. Here is a sneak peak;

Pakistani ambassador given the shaft by Saudis

Apparently, the name of the new Pakistani ambassador has rubbed the Saudis the wrong way. The ambassador’s name, Akbar Zeb, in arabic means “Biggest Dick”.  Similar attempts to penetrate the diplomatic corps of the UAE and Bahrain were also cockblocked.

While the Pakistanis had a huge swell of confidence that their man would be able to erect new bridges with their middle-eastern friends, it turns out that a major case of penis envy has given diplomacy the blue balls, and the Pakistani government a throbbing headache.

I, for one, am proud to live in a country where men whose name is also a euphamism for the male genitalia can be elected to high office and serve as members of our diplomatic corps anywhere in the world. All they need is a stiff adherence to our American principles and the peoples’ mushroom stamp of approval.

Found Photo of the day • Jayne Mansfield

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What time is it? Boner time.

“What’s wrong with coffee flavored coffee?” – Andy Rooney

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Sex Coffee Distributor

Looking for individuals the want to rep a new coffee line that has a male and female sex enhancement in it. The coffee tastes amazing and work even better. We are looking for individuals that want to rep the line and set up accounts at retail stores, liquor stores, hotels, etc. We are also looking to demo this at trade shows and events. We have a system that we will teach you that you get paid to give out free samples. So anyone that wants some extra work please reply with your phone number.

• Compensation: open

  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

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Cash for Caulkers

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Hilarious Shit

Can’t wait for the teabaggers to take on this program.

This video is equally as funny, sad, but funny.

Sounds like a good idea to me

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Governor Gay Sex

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South Dakota’s Dirty Little Secret

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New warning on ‘perfect vaginas’ (H/T – Sy)

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I’ll have to admit, Sy hit pay-dirt on this one. I had heard about this a long time ago, and knew women were getting chopped, lowered, and louvered in the down below, but I never realized it was such a fad?

Operations to improve the appearance of the sex organs for both psychological and physical reasons are on the rise.

Ladies, a word of advice; men love you for what is on the inside, not on the outside . . . you can take that how you want.