Boner


Apparently, the name of the new Pakistani ambassador has rubbed the Saudis the wrong way. The ambassador’s name, Akbar Zeb, in arabic means “Biggest Dick”.  Similar attempts to penetrate the diplomatic corps of the UAE and Bahrain were also cockblocked.

While the Pakistanis had a huge swell of confidence that their man would be able to erect new bridges with their middle-eastern friends, it turns out that a major case of penis envy has given diplomacy the blue balls, and the Pakistani government a throbbing headache.

I, for one, am proud to live in a country where men whose name is also a euphamism for the male genitalia can be elected to high office and serve as members of our diplomatic corps anywhere in the world. All they need is a stiff adherence to our American principles and the peoples’ mushroom stamp of approval.

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What time is it? Boner time.

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Sex Coffee Distributor

Looking for individuals the want to rep a new coffee line that has a male and female sex enhancement in it. The coffee tastes amazing and work even better. We are looking for individuals that want to rep the line and set up accounts at retail stores, liquor stores, hotels, etc. We are also looking to demo this at trade shows and events. We have a system that we will teach you that you get paid to give out free samples. So anyone that wants some extra work please reply with your phone number.

• Compensation: open

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Hilarious Shit

Can’t wait for the teabaggers to take on this program.

This video is equally as funny, sad, but funny.

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I’ll have to admit, Sy hit pay-dirt on this one. I had heard about this a long time ago, and knew women were getting chopped, lowered, and louvered in the down below, but I never realized it was such a fad?

Operations to improve the appearance of the sex organs for both psychological and physical reasons are on the rise.

Ladies, a word of advice; men love you for what is on the inside, not on the outside . . . you can take that how you want.

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This is cool stuff.

(H/T – Hookers or Cake)

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