The real reason for the auto bailout package: Bush and Cheney didn’t want to be the ones to pay for automakers’ funerals and preside over their estate sales.

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While he tries to couch it in a way that makes it sound like the shit sandwich that was handed to the Obama administration was actually a favor, it’s pretty obvious that the move was nothing more than an almost Clintonesque CYA move to keep at least part of W’s legacy intact.

Somewhere, deep in the heart of suburban Dallas, former President Bush is wishing Dick would just STFU and retire already.