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Happy 5th of July!
July 5th, 2010 — Fuck Off
Eight-year-olds, dude.
January 14th, 2010 — America, Dumbass, Freedom, Fuck Off, homeland security
Thanks be to the TSA for keeping their eyes on a budding terrorist.
He was recently frisked aggressively when his family flew to the Bahamas for vacation on Jan 2, just days after the so-called “underwear bomber” attempted to ignite explosives on a flight from Amsterdam to Michigan.
“Up your arms, down your arms, up your crotch — someone is patting your 8-year-old down like he’s a criminal,” Mikey’s mother told the newspaper. “A terrorist can blow his underwear up and they don’t catch him. But my 8-year-old can’t walk through security without being frisked.”
With a unique name like Michael Hicks, it’s a pretty safe bet that the TSA has the right guy. In fact, there are only 1,600 other people named Michael Hicks in this country – including young Mikey’s father, according to a national directory. Pretty cut and dried if you ask me.
I don’t know about you, but I’m sure glad we have psychics working for our government who are able to see into the future and know this kid will grow up to be the next Bin Laden. It just gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling all over. Kind of like a good pat-down.
Wh…wh… what the FUCK?
October 9th, 2009 — anger, Fuck Off, obama
I’m sorry, but Prez Diddy hasn’t done anything to warrant a Nobel Peace Prize.
I can think of about 100 other more deserving candidates. What a joke. He should give it back. The NPP has now attained the credibility of other meaningless awards like the Grammy and the MTV Award for best music video.
Holy holy holy!
October 1st, 2009 — 1st Amendment, America, anger, Bush, Caves, Dumbass, Freedom, Fuck Off, Homosexuals, Jews, obama, racism, Roly-Poly, Unemployment, You Tube
I have no words. Just watch and throw up a little.
Open Thread
April 7th, 2009 — Fuck Off
Today’s open thread brought to you by Angry Guy’s Fast Food Feed Bag
Angry Guy’s, where you can feed your face for a fiver!
What a welfare queen may look like
March 16th, 2009 — America, anger, congress, economy, Fuck Off, obama
The guys who drove AIG to the point where they needed your money to survive would like you to know how grateful they are and that they’re spending it wisely to ensure they don’t need any more of your money in the future.
Just kidding. They’re handing out $165 million in bonuses to their derivatives traders – the ones who put them into this situation. For their part, the government is doing everything it can to try and stop these bonuses from being paid. We taxpayers are, after all, the largest shareholder in the company. Surely there’s something we can do , right?
Personally, I’m recording the testimony of AIG’s CEO so I can get some popcorn and watch him squirm. I really hope he tries to defend the bonuses – comedy gold in the making.
Never insult a Jazz musician . . .
March 16th, 2009 — farts, Fuck Off
Throw a shoe at W., get 3 years in an Iraqi prison…
March 12th, 2009 — anger, Bush, Cartoonists, Crime, Fuck Off, Iraq War, Lame, Shoe, Shoes
Initiate a false war where almost 100,000 civilians have been killed in the last 6 years and drive our country into an economic grave…. retire in luxury.
PRICELESS.
Sgt. Cussy Cussington trains Iraqi PD
March 9th, 2009 — Fuck Off, Iraq War
A South DaCola Music Club dedication
March 6th, 2009 — Fuck Off
