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This audio is great. It reminded me of the old joke, “If you meet a homosexual in a dark alley, what is he gonna do to you? Mess up your hair?”

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JayQ from Them vs Them has a side project called The Retar Crew. Their first release is free to download. It hardly sucks at all… like your mom.

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H/T – Driftglass

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Yeah.. that’s the ticket…. Thune arranged it.. and it’s a non-partisan event…

How could you not trust this guy?

Click the Ass Hat to see his HORRIBLE “reenactment” of the Patrick Henry speech.

H/T Cooked Rabbit

SC fans rejoice at the prospect of Nick's saliva residue

Because Valentine’s Day wasn’t lame enough already.

I heard if you buy enough of their merch, your ‘valentine’ comes with a Spill Canvas ‘touched’ butt plug and ass-less chaps.

http://www.dakotarockfest.com/

 

 

http://www.argusleader.com/article/20090203/UPDATES/90203078

 

I’d go if Rock of Love III’s Taya Parker was dancing naked on stage. Boinnggg!

I know it’s a real reach for me to post something that I think is stupid or that I absolutely hate. Today will be no different. Every year all of you mouth breathing sheep work yourselves into consumerist frenzies for “the big game”. The chips and salsa I buy at Hy-Vee have a team logo on them. The gas I pump into my shitty car is the official fossil fuel of the NFL and I think I’ll puke if I see one more fat asshole wearing a Steelers jersey he picked up at Kohl’s just to wear today to prove that he knows who’s in the game and maybe people will think he’s a hardcore fan.

All professional sports suck. I’m not just pointing my finger at the NFL, although I will say they have a market share of fanatic butt wads that even NASCAR is envious of.  Today isn’t really about the football. Deep down somewhere behind all of the marketing and overpriced commercial spots there is a game of strategy and skill. But that isn’t the reason millions of you are tuning in today. Sure, you’ll watch the game and cheer when someone makes a play worth cheering for. If you are with a group of people today, whether its in a bar or sitting at home on your couch, make a mental note to observe the way a room snaps to attention when the first set of commercials come on. We, myself included, have been programmed to consume, and today we’ll worship at our HDTV alters and anoint ourselves with crappy Americanized beer and finger food.  Doritos Sanctos Cheezypoofs.

So drink your Budweiser and eat your hot wings like a good boy, and I’ll pretend I care when it’s all you can talk about tomorrow at work. 

 

TOUCHDOWN STEELERS!

I  mean… BAAAAAAA……..

It’s OKAY to have gay sex – as long as you are not gay. Just ask my buddy Larry Craig.”

Once you go Back, you never go Back.

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado (CNN) — A megachurch paid a 20-year-old man to keep silent about a sexual relationship he had with disgraced evangelical pastor Ted Haggard, a senior church pastor said.

But Christianity is the only true religion, just ask Lora Hubbel. The only mayoral candidate in SF to run on a Pro-Life agenda. Because when it comes to building roads and parks, abortion is always a factor.

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