Entries Tagged 'Homosexuals' ↓
July 14th, 2011 — Gay, Homosexuals, Jon Stewart, Michele Bachmann
Rachel Maddow: Dangers of sex with demons highlighted by Perry prayer participant. I wonder if governor DooGard is going to this fun event?
Jon Stewart asks Seinfeld if Bachmann’s husband is closet (scroll down to see video)?
In honor of Dr. Marcus Bachmann
’s gay therapy clinic, Jon Stewart
dedicated his opening segment today to suppressing his “natural” urges to ridicule Bachmann for being both a gay conversion advocate and a very, um, flamboyant character. He kept his mouth closed, tried to switch gears, and even brought in a comedic therapist– Jerry Seinfeld
– to resist the temptation, but ultimately, Rep. Michele Bachmann
’s husband was just too gay for Stewart to resist heckling.
Beginning his segment by highlighting the fact that Rep. Bachmann is leading polls in Iowa, a state arbitrarily chosen as pivotal to primary races, Stewart noted that she was gaining traction despite Rep. Bachmann having some questionable views on the LGBT community– namely, believing that homosexuality is “bondage, personal bondage, personal enslavement” and that “gay” is a “satanic” thing. Standing right beside her on this sentiment? Her husband Marcus, who works in the mental health industry attempting, it has been reported, to help gay people cope with their orientation by renouncing it.
Stewart kept his jokes fairly on target until he played a video of the Bachmanns dancing, to which his initial reply was only, “that’s the guy teaching people not to be gay?” After sputtering to himself a bit about how gay Bachmann appeared, he allowed himself a few jokes, comparing Bachmann to “the Green Mile guy just absorbing it all” and calling him “one Izod shirt away from being the guy on Modern Family.” Then began the attempts to suppress his desire to ridicule Bachmann, which failed pretty significantly– “is he curing them so he can hoard all the gayness for himself?”– even with the help of Seinfeld. Stewart’s “comedic therapist” reminded him that he wasn’t “born” a comedian, “comedy is a choice,” and then proceeded to make some harmless jokes about Bachmann, like how his name is weird. Needless to say, it didn’t work.
September 29th, 2010 — Homosexuals
Bigot of the week, Andrew Shirvell thinks it is okay to call homosexuals liars and racists. Okay, that’s fine, he is protected by the 1st Amendment, but that is not the newsflash here, he works as the assistant Attorney General in Michigan. Yeah, that’s right, his paycheck comes from taxpayers . . . nice. I’m surprised SD AG Jackboots hasn’t hired him yet.
I love his crazy eyes in the video interview. This guy should be in horror films not law.
August 21st, 2010 — Homosexuals, Mike Huether, Sioux Falls
Okay, just kidding. I think this event is good thing for our community, and maybe will open some eyes in a town that can be a little narrow minded. With a major corporate sponsor like Wells Fargo – it certainly cannot be ignored. But I’m sure Hickey was up in arms after reading this on the (gay) agenda;
But according to the Gargoyle Leader the mayor won’t be present to read the proclamation;
City councilwoman Michelle Erpenbach will read a proclamation by Mayor Mike Huether.
He must be to busy chasing down rogue turds to attend.
June 26th, 2010 — Homosexuals
February 2nd, 2010 — Homosexuals
At the Mr. Gay China contest rehearsal, participants rehearsed for a fashion show and prepared to answer questions by a panel of judges. The plan was to send the winner to represent China at the worldwide Mr. Gay contest in Norway in mid-February.
Niu Niu said pageant organizers wanted to present an appealing and wholesome image of China’s “comrades,” as homosexuals are known in Chinese slang. “Healthy, fashionable and with a sunny and positive attitude,” Niu Niu said.
Despite his optimism, he said many of the would-be contestants had not yet gone public with their sexual orientation.
At the rehearsal, before the pageant was shut down, a 29-year-old business consultant with a dragon tattooed on his forearm asked that he be identified only by his first name — Justin.
“I don’t want my parents to know about this event,” he said with a laugh. “If I don’t win this competition and they see me, I’ll just deny it was me. If I win, then I’ll accept it and treat it as an opportunity to tell my parents the truth.”
December 10th, 2009 — Homosexuals, Rachel Maddow
This video is well worth the watch. I’ll admit, I make fun of the ‘gays’ but I also understand that you cannot be cured from it, trust me on that. Never trust a man named Dick. If you don’t have time to watch the whole thing now, FF to the last 30 seconds, Rachel’s ending is fantastic.
November 29th, 2009 — Boner, Cartoon, Cartoonists, Gay, Governor Moose Drool, Homosexuals, Tea Party
October 1st, 2009 — 1st Amendment, America, anger, Bush, Caves, Dumbass, Freedom, Fuck Off, Homosexuals, Jews, obama, racism, Roly-Poly, Unemployment, You Tube
I have no words. Just watch and throw up a little.
February 6th, 2009 — anger, Butt, Celebrity, Fuck Off, Gay, Homosexuals, Humor, Lame, Lotion, Music, snark, Uncategorized
Because Valentine’s Day wasn’t lame enough already.
I heard if you buy enough of their merch, your ‘valentine’ comes with a Spill Canvas ‘touched’ butt plug and ass-less chaps.
January 27th, 2009 — Boner, Gay, Homosexuals
It’s OKAY to have gay sex – as long as you are not gay. Just ask my buddy Larry Craig.”
Once you go Back, you never go Back.
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colorado (CNN) — A megachurch paid a 20-year-old man to keep silent about a sexual relationship he had with disgraced evangelical pastor Ted Haggard, a senior church pastor said.
But Christianity is the only true religion, just ask Lora Hubbel. The only mayoral candidate in SF to run on a Pro-Life agenda. Because when it comes to building roads and parks, abortion is always a factor.