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Fri 5 Feb 2010

Pakistani ambassador given the shaft by Saudis

Posted by Ghost of Dude under Boner, Bush, Cock Rock, Groin, Humor, Jaggoff, Mideast, Silly, shit found
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Apparently, the name of the new Pakistani ambassador has rubbed the Saudis the wrong way. The ambassador’s name, Akbar Zeb, in arabic means “Biggest Dick”.  Similar attempts to penetrate the diplomatic corps of the UAE and Bahrain were also cockblocked.

While the Pakistanis had a huge swell of confidence that their man would be able to erect new bridges with their middle-eastern friends, it turns out that a major case of penis envy has given diplomacy the blue balls, and the Pakistani government a throbbing headache.

I, for one, am proud to live in a country where men whose name is also a euphamism for the male genitalia can be elected to high office and serve as members of our diplomatic corps anywhere in the world. All they need is a stiff adherence to our American principles and the peoples’ mushroom stamp of approval.

 

Mon 2 Nov 2009

Why I love the Onion

Posted by Ghost of Dude under Groin, Humor, Jaggoff, MoFo, Neo-cons, Political Satire, Silly, farts, snark
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beck

King Douchenozzle von Krunk

Looks like Glenn Beck dodged another bullet today.

Unfortunately, the victim of this fatal car accident was not him.

 

Wed 12 Aug 2009

The Latest in Obamascare

Posted by Oliver Surden under America, Cartoon, Conspiracy Theories, Healthcare reform, Humor, Palin, Sarah Palin, Uncategorized, anger, obama
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Elderly Season opens October 1st.

Elderly Season opens October 1st.

by Doktor Barkey

 

Tue 21 Apr 2009

Open Thread – Eat meat, be merry

Posted by Angry Guy under COOL, Drugs, Ethanol, Humor, Internet, Open Thread, anger, snark
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You wouldn't want people to this you're a Nazi, would you?

Even with the economy in the shitter, alcohol sales are up. I felt compelled to share one of my favorite sites on the internets  Modern Drunkard Magazine out of Denver. It was THIS POST about how to infiltrate the “drys” that made me chuckle.  So here’s to all you teetotalers out there making our lives easier by following through and picking up our slack. I tip my glass to you.. or more specifically… away from you.. and down my throat.

 

Thu 9 Apr 2009

The GOP should adopt this tactic for the next election…

Posted by Angry Guy under Black Jesus, Christ, Humor, Jews, Neo-cons, Republicans, anger, religion
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Who wants dark meat?
But it would have to be a donkey instead of a snake.

 

Mon 16 Mar 2009

Did anyone see the whole special?

Posted by l3wis under Humor
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A clip from Will Ferrell’s GW Bush farewell;

See more here.

 

Thu 12 Mar 2009

Thursday off color funnies

Posted by l3wis under Humor
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Okay, I have been meaning to post links to these for a couple of days, but just got around to it;

Hit me with your best shot

The Manchurian Candidate hd

GOP’s dream ticket

If you are offended, I don’t care. I stopped saying sorry years ago.

 

Wed 11 Mar 2009

If he wasn’t such a Rebublican douche bag….

Posted by Angry Guy under COOL, Celebrity, Humor, Lame, Republicans, anger, economy, snark
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This would be more awesome.

 

Wed 11 Mar 2009

Funny & Not so Funny

Posted by l3wis under Humor
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Funny . . .

Not So Funny . . .

(Victoria Jackson once sat on my lap and sang me a song with her Ukalele at Nitwits – She was much prettier than).

 

Fri 27 Feb 2009

I have the best dreams!

Posted by Angry Guy under COOL, God, Groin, Humor, Silly, Uncategorized, anger, blog
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I can’t remember there being a point to any of it, but I thought it might be fun to run through the highlights.

For some reason I was at work on a Sunday and couldn’t check my voicemail. GoD stops by to use the shitter, and brought a ‘Post-Feminism-Lesbian-MAXIM-Assault-Weapon-Weekly’ magazine with him to read, but ends up leaving it on my desk. Inside the mag, instead of samples of perfume, there is a single prosthetic labia attached to an advertisement for vaginal reconstruction. For some reason I tear it out and start pretending it is a fake moustache, walking around and putting it up to peoples faces to see what they look like with ‘labia-lip’.  One of these people is my mom, who starts to freak out about the idea of fake mommy parts touching her face, when I reassure her that in reality I am holding a 4 foot long plastic iguana, and the very end of the tail was what I was pretending was the moustache. That is about the time that I notice that my voicemail light isn’t on anymore, and I start feeling like I’m choking and can’t breath. So I rush off to the bathroom, which is hard to find because for some reason I work in a giant building that is a cross between the YMCA, John Morrell, and the Old Courthouse. When I look in the mirror, there is a hair sticking out of my mouth. For the remainder of my dream, I am pulling huge hairballs out of my throat, stomach, sinuses and inner ear. Great big gobs of bathroom sink and tub drain type hairballs. They look like they’ve been steeped in soap scum and mold and they smell and taste about the same.

Someone walks in the bathroom and reminds me that it’s time to go bowling. It is at THAT POINT that I realize I’m dreaming… I don’t ever go bowling.. and that is what’s weird enough to wake me up.

 

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