BORED ON SATURDAY
Took a taxi to the city limits
then walked back here
Charles Luden • 3-30-13 at Black Sheep Coffee
Entries Tagged 'Poetry' ↓
Poetry club w/ Charles Luden
March 30th, 2013 — Chuck Luden, Poetry
The Best ‘Guest’ Ugly Table ever
March 28th, 2013 — Art, Cartoon, Poetry, The Ugly Table
Misc Sh’t
March 23rd, 2013 — Art, Mike Huether, Poetry, shit found
A poem I shat out a little bit ago:
‘Sloppy’
That’s me.
Missing a belt loop, toot-fruit, one-armed, nicknack handler.
Classic car, from afar, hot dog stand, without a plan.
Hot tea on a Saturday night? Dumb. Why not chew your nails while watching reruns of ‘Friends’?
Who invented fun?
I fucking did.
Deal.
SLE • 3/23/13
A GREAT FB post about Huether:
Why does Charles Bukowski continue to show up?
The Ugly Table #75
February 16th, 2013 — Poetry, The Ugly Table
Passive Postcard
First you pull the PC out of your purse (promoting your new business) and lay it next to you on the table.
When I come back, I notice it is laying in the middle of the table.
When I come back a 3rd time, it is laying at the end in the corner (I still have said nothing about the PC, and neither has Ms. Passive).
I come back to give you your bill and the PC is now propped up against the salt & pepper shakers. You still say nothing about the PC or the business you are opening just a few doors down from our restaurant.
When I return you give me your credit card with your business name prominently on the card.
After you leave, still not saying anything about your business, the PC is in the check book with your CC slip and a $4 tip (dinner for two).
Way to promote your business! Good Luck!
Scott L. Ehrisman (c) 2/16/2013
Ugly Table #75
January 28th, 2013 — Food, Poetry, The Ugly Table
Poetry Club w/ Charles Luden
January 13th, 2013 — Chuck Luden, Poetry
Dead Man Loop
A heavy breath
Dark room
Window dirty
A broken TV
Dry flower pot
Dog skeleton in a frame
Man with a razor blade and a beer
Woman clutching a book and a Ruger
An open telephone
Deep trouble
Charles Luden • 2-10-00 • at Champps
Ugly Table #74
January 11th, 2013 — Food, Poetry, The Ugly Table
F’k off Democrats
Me: I think I know your dad, great guy.
Customer 1: Thanks
Customer 2 (across the table from customer one): It’s too bad he is a Democrat (in a snotty voice)
Me: What’s wrong with that? (Then I walked away.)
Customer 2 (under her breath): F’ck Off.
Scott L. Ehrisman (c) 1/11/2013
Poetry club w/ Charles Luden
January 11th, 2013 — Chuck Luden, Poetry
I Married A Drug Mule
That was years ago
and the tension did not end
at bedtime
nor did the fun ever begin
Morning coffee did not help
Nothing did
She left in a Buick someone else stole
Charles Luden – 12-29-11 – at Champps
From the anthology:
How can you say we are not related?
Edited by Suzanne Sunshower, 2012, scurfpeapublishing.com
Ugly Table #73
January 2nd, 2013 — Food, Poetry, The Ugly Table
The Round Up Tip
The round up tip is usually not good, but this guy must only figure out his checkbook in increments of $50.
S. L. Ehrisman (c) 1/2/13
Poetry Club w/Chuck Luden
December 2nd, 2012 — Art, Chuck Luden, Poetry
MESSIER 10
The globular cluster is descending
Watch out if you can
The universe is more than
we can control
so let’s enjoy the colors
it brings and hope we are
gone before it ends
but if everlasting life is
a guarantee
then who cares
Let’s dance all night
with those that love freedom
Charles Luden • 11-23-12 at Champps
