At The Next Table
Editorial Cartoonist from South Dakota
At The Next Table
BRATS, DOGS & MORE.
There is a place by this name in a neighboring community.
Not sure if it is a daycare, kennel or restaurant?
Scott L. Ehrisman (c) 11/3/2013
If you don’t know how to do something,
do you still have to do it?
- Charles Luden 9-25-13
Conversation between diners (couple);
SIR: You can share some of my Schnitzel . . .
MS: I had some of your Schnitzel last week!
The look on his face to me (above)
SIR: I guess we could take that a couple of different ways (smiling).
MS: Oh, shut up!
Scott L. Ehrisman (c) 8/6/2013
Okay, been awhile since I have had an ‘Ugly Table’ one of the main reasons is I haven’t experienced a lot of ‘NEW’ things, until last night. Ironically, these people were sitting at the ‘Ugly Table’. They also ‘reserved’ food the night before (yup, made sure we had a certain entree a day before they showed up, so annoying).
So I am having a conversation with my table as I am leaving them their check, something that MOST good servers do, and as I am walking away, I hear a condescending voice from another table,
“Ah, waiter, Ah waiter!”
I turn around and acknowledge them.
“Could you keep your decibel level down a bit, you were quite loud while talking to your table, we are trying to enjoy a conversation with our dinner companions and your voice is overpowering our conversation.”
While I will admit, my voice travels, I thought she was joking, and I chuckled at her. Then she gave me the stink eye, and when I was walking away she was bitching to the rest of the table about how she wanted a quiet night out and I was ruining it.
Yup, Saturday night at a popular downtown restaurant that has live music (she complained about that also) and she wanted to have almost complete silence so ‘she’ could be heard (that’s really what it was all about). Not sure what the wife of a retired doctor has to talk about, but I am sure it was intriguing . . . ahem.
Next time, eat at home with ear plugs in, and for extra measure, a bag over your head, so your husband wouldn’t be tempted to speak with you either, his decibel level may be to high.
Scott L. Ehrisman (c) 7/21/2013