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Sioux Falls, stop being so skanky

First, I will start out by saying that one of the main reasons STD’s have risen in Sioux Falls is because of the lack of education and a puritanical view of teenagers and young adults abstaining from sex. It just isn’t happening, and we need to face the facts. Still it doesn’t stop people from blaming others;

“It’s because the media sells sex,” said Caitlin Hicks, 22, a coffee shop worker in Sioux Falls.

Well, Caitlin, I certainly cannot remember the last time a TV commercial or a newspaper ad gave me an itchy scratchy, but I will be on the lookout. We can blame the media for a lot things these days, mostly mis-information, but saying they contribute to STD’s is silly. In fact I have never gotten one. Why? First I believe receiving sex ed at an early age (I think my first class was in 4th or 5th grade) better prepared me when I became a teenager. And I remember seeing images of certain STD’s in a HS science class. WOW, that will open your eyes. I am also a firm believer of ‘planning’ pregnancies. Too often couples just kind of fly by the seat of their pants and don’t really put any thought in the repercussions of having an unplanned child. I also think demographics have a lot to do with our sudden rise in STD’s. Working class and lower income people tend to be less educated when it comes to sex and it’s repercussions.

As a person who has been single my entire adult life, I can tell you I have seen and heard just about every scenario possible, and if you think people are getting safer with age, you are wrong. My best advice to anyone starting a relationship with someone is to take it slow. Know who your partner is and if you are not planning on having children, I highly suggest birth control, namely condoms. And most importantly, don’t be a skank.

Maybe someone should read SE Fair Manager Scott Wick the US Constitution

First he stopped people from petitioning their government on the fair grounds (which are owned by the people petitioning the government) now he wants to fine bands for using cuss words (a clear violation of 1st Amendment rights).

Not sure what country Wick is from, but he doesn’t sound like he is from America.

Sure, cuss words and pesky petition gatherers can be annoying, but guess what, they have rights, the US constitution guarantees these rights.

It reminds me of something Lucinda Williams said about one of her songs a few years back in concert, she was going to perform the song on the ‘Today’ show, and they asked her to censor some parts of the song (it is about masturbation, and other stuff). She told them she was going to perform the song ‘as is’ or not at all. This was of course about 60 seconds before air. She performed the song ‘as is’ and she said this, “And guess what? No one died, and no one got hurt.”

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What do railroads & genitalia have to do with each other?

Not sure, better ask the City’s media department, maybe they can explain (click on the PDF document).

Found this slide in the presentation. Maybe genitalia and RR’s have a lot in common?

Instead of handing out FREE or reduced lunches, maybe we should hand out FREE birth control?

And the Obama administration has done just that;

Pro-lifers are horrified at the announcement Monday that the Obama administration has approved a recommendation from the Institute of Medicine (IOM) to guarantee full health insurance coverage for birth control, including the so-called “morning-after” pill, under the Affordable Care Act.

Okay, I’m a little late on this announcement (no pun intended) but it ties in well with this story on Stormland TV (by my new favorite reporter, Ms. Winters) about free and reduced lunches increasing;

SIOUX FALLS, SD – More and more families are applying for free or reduced lunch in the Sioux Falls School District.

Every year, for the past six years, the numbers have increased at the elementary, middle school and high school levels.

Make no mistake folks, over population is the root of most of our problems in this world. Global warming, hunger, war, annoying text messages, can all be blamed on it. Wear a freaking rubber for God’s sake, or for at least my sake.

The lack of sex ed in Mississippi has resulted in one county having the highest STD rate in the nation – way above the next highest in South Dakota.

The population in Benton County, Mississippi is less than 8,200, but, according to a new study, one in every 27 people has a Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI), no other county in the U.S. even comes close.

Benton Medical Center family nurse practitioner, Christina Nunnally, says she sees cases of STI’s almost every day. “STDs are common through Mississippi,” Nunnally says, “A lower education level and higher poverty level it seems to breed STDs.”

The STI rate in Benton County is astronomical. The next closest is Dewey, South Dakota, where the rate is one in 43.

Shocking STD Rates Turn Focus On Sex Education

Poly wrecked Pat Costello’s bid for mayor?

Troublemaker! I think I am going to kick you off of my site as a contributor;

During the campaign, pictures circulated on the Internet of women in bikinis and one of a scantily-clad lass simulating a sex act on the dance floor of Bucks. So Costello in some circles became the candidate of Bucks. Maybe a majority of voters didn’t care, but in a close city election, it can’t help.

I have to admit, when I read this I laughed for at least 10 minutes straight! I think the real reason Pat lost was his ties to special interests, not bikinis and sex acts, but what do I know, I’m just a blogger.

The Palinator gets a Children’s book…

palin_lipstickIt looks like the rat is saying, “Holy shit, she’s got a purse full of dildos!”

Here is a gem from the author: “In this Internet age, we need to let our kids know that it is wrong to spread rumors and lies,” DeBrecht explained. “Unfortunately, many so-called journalists have basically told children that this is permissible as long as you disagree with someone’s opinions. Our kids deserve better than the shameful example that has been set before them. What message does this send to little girls who may want to enter the political arena? Don’t you dare lest you be Palinized?”

Finally, a Republican that knows the difference between tang and twink

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How about a ‘Stalker with Benefits’?

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No SEX for you!

This doesn’t work, A Seinfeld episode determined it already;

A recent study found that 60 percent of college students have been in a “friends with benefits” relationship, but that the possibility for romantic feelings — and a lack of communication — can complicate such an arrangement.

I have found everytime I try this I either end up with a stalker or a non-friend in the end. Don’t fuck your friends, but an occassional ’foot massage’ can’t hurt.