Very Funny Letter to the editor

I wonder if the consumerism drunken Republicans will get it?

‘Twas the morning after Halloween and into Wal-Mart

stumbled three wayward friends who each grabbed a cart.

Hungover and hungry, they came for cheap food.

Yet what they discovered was unexpected, not good.

For what decked the Wal-Mart halls, floor and walls?

But reindeer, Santas, snowmen and green and red balls.

Truly, the friends found this site very queer.

Despite what the calendar said, Christmas was here.

I also liked this part;

I would propose a boycott of these stores that so vehemently exploit Christmas, but I have yet to find a single store that has not.



5 comments ↓

#1 Ghost of Dude on 12.01.08 at 10:16 am

Twas the day after Christmas,
And all through the trailer
The beer had gone flat
And the pizza was staler…

#2 l3wis on 12.01.08 at 12:12 pm

Hannity had his head up Bill O’s ass so well,
It was actually Ann Coulter’s but he could not tell.

#3 Ghost of Dude on 12.01.08 at 2:01 pm

Some places make you pay extra for that.

#4 l3wis on 12.01.08 at 2:38 pm

The RNC snack bar?

#5 Steve Olson on 09.13.10 at 10:09 pm

I don’t know what this has to do with it but those women on the “Weather Channel” are really hot.

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