Former running back sentenced to 15 years as a wide reciever

 

The last time OJ Simson sat waiting for a verdict, I was in 7th grade. It’s good to see karma finally came around and bit him on his ass. All it took was his inherent stupidity, a competent judge, and victims smart enough to record what was going on.

The only question is now that OJ’s going to be in prison, who’s gonna keep up the crusade to find the real killer?



5 comments ↓

#1 Johnny Roastbeef on 12.05.08 at 1:14 pm

Mark Fuhrman was around to screw things up this time either.

#2 Angry Guy on 12.05.08 at 1:41 pm

best headline for a post… ever!

#3 Ghost of Dude on 12.05.08 at 1:56 pm

Short of accidentally destroying the tapes, I don’t think even Mark Fuhrman could have screwed this one up.

#4 l3wis on 12.05.08 at 4:51 pm

OJ really is the biggest D-Bag ever.

#5 l3wis on 12.06.08 at 8:32 pm

I heard a great joke tonight, I was bitching about Bill Janklow, the usual, he’s a POS, blah, blah, blah, and this guy I was talking to says, “Yah know, Bill changed his name a month ago.” I’m like, “What?!” He says “Yeah, it’s OJ Janklow.”

Funny shit!