New SF magazine about Berets and Cadillac belt buckles coming out soon.

Didn’t you write an article about this Angry Guy?


#1 Angry Guy on 12.10.08 at 3:51 pm

I think it was titled, “How to make yourself look like an AssHat: The Guide to Hipster Douchery”.
I’m going to go work on my muffin top now.

#2 l3wis on 12.10.08 at 4:01 pm

I hate to say it, but I think our ‘Muffin Tops’ need the man bra, BRO.

But I feel good, Oprah weighs as much as me now. Now if I can just draw her paycheck.

#3 Ghost of Dude on 12.11.08 at 7:36 am

“Muffin tops” would be the lovehandles that spill out over the top of your tight jeans – like the top of a muffin spilling out over the pan. You’d do better with a corset.
I didn’t realize we had enough douchy hipsters in town to give them their own magazine.

BTW, the resident Dude is not me, but he can expect a letter from my lawyer.

#4 l3wis on 12.11.08 at 7:58 am

I got the ‘inside scoop’ on this mag. I have a feeling none of us will ever be featured in it. Our parents don’t make enough money, ahem.

Now where can I get one of those sword shirts?

#5 Ghost of Dude on 12.11.08 at 9:43 am

Express Men is my guess.

#6 l3wis on 12.11.08 at 9:49 am

I loathe the graphic designer that introduced the swirly clipart.

#7 Angry Guy on 12.11.08 at 10:32 am

Are you talking about his shirt or his tattoos?

#8 Ghost of Dude on 12.11.08 at 10:32 am

It looks like all the guy on the cover is missing is an “ironic” hipster mustache and one of those generic star tattoos on his forarm.
Wonder if he drinks PBR to look cool.

#9 We’ve covered this before…. » South DaCola on 12.11.08 at 11:43 am

[…] by Angry Guy under Uncategorized In case anyone wondered what article DL was referring to. I left out the category of “Anti-Choice Right Wing X-Tian Douche Bag”. I’m […]

#10 Carrie on 12.13.08 at 8:01 pm

Who’s is publishing this?