That’s one spendy turkey

$225: The winning bid for the turkey seen being slaughtered in the background during an Alaska TV station’s interview with Governor Moose Drool. (Source: Playboy Magazine)


#1 EggBert on 03.01.09 at 1:29 pm

The EggBert Family would like to bid on this Turkey’s Turds. We will bid $88.12.


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#2 EggBert on 03.01.09 at 1:57 pm

Aunt Bertha wants to up our bid to $169.69.
She thinks that since this Turkey’s Turds are connected to the Paladin family, that anything coming out of the butt of a Turkey may be somehow attached to Hotty Toddy Paladin’s heart/soul and Butt Turds.

How can one not understand Auntie’s logic?


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#3 EggBert on 03.01.09 at 2:03 pm

Now that Neighbor, Creamy Nugent’s dog, Publes, got wind of Aunt Bertha’s high bid, Creamy, on behalf of Pubes, wants to up the bid another $69 to the grand total of $238.69. Creamy says Pubes likes Alaskan Turkey Turds and Alaskan Governor’s Husbands Butt Turds to sniff, lick, then sniff before eating.


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#4 EggBert on 03.01.09 at 2:07 pm

Yes, I knew it would happen. Granny Gumption has gotten into the act of bidding. She would like to bid her portion of the upcoming Obummer bailout money ($400) to bid $638.69 for the entire special Alaskan Butt Turd package deal. She says she would pay untold amounts of money for any kind of piece of ass.


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#5 l3wis on 03.01.09 at 2:10 pm

“She says she would pay untold amounts of money for any kind of piece of ass.”

My balls just fell off.

#6 EggBert on 03.01.09 at 5:05 pm

Dear 13wuss: My Neice Nellie’s boyfriend, Petey Schwetty, wonders how much money would you take for your balls. He has about used up his first pair.


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#7 l3wis on 03.02.09 at 7:27 am

I’ll sell you my dog’s.

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