That’s one spendy turkey

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$225: The winning bid for the turkey seen being slaughtered in the background during an Alaska TV station’s interview with Governor Moose Drool. (Source: Playboy Magazine)

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7 Thoughts on “That’s one spendy turkey”

  1. EggBert on March 1, 2009 at 1:29 pm said:

    The EggBert Family would like to bid on this Turkey’s Turds. We will bid $88.12.

    Sincerly,

    EggBert & Family Jewels

  2. EggBert on March 1, 2009 at 1:57 pm said:

    Aunt Bertha wants to up our bid to $169.69.
    She thinks that since this Turkey’s Turds are connected to the Paladin family, that anything coming out of the butt of a Turkey may be somehow attached to Hotty Toddy Paladin’s heart/soul and Butt Turds.

    How can one not understand Auntie’s logic?

    Sincerely,

    EggBert & Family’s Turd Jewels

  3. EggBert on March 1, 2009 at 2:03 pm said:

    Now that Neighbor, Creamy Nugent’s dog, Publes, got wind of Aunt Bertha’s high bid, Creamy, on behalf of Pubes, wants to up the bid another $69 to the grand total of $238.69. Creamy says Pubes likes Alaskan Turkey Turds and Alaskan Governor’s Husbands Butt Turds to sniff, lick, then sniff before eating.

    Sincerely,

    EggBert & Family Turd Jewels Foundation

  4. EggBert on March 1, 2009 at 2:07 pm said:

    Yes, I knew it would happen. Granny Gumption has gotten into the act of bidding. She would like to bid her portion of the upcoming Obummer bailout money ($400) to bid $638.69 for the entire special Alaskan Butt Turd package deal. She says she would pay untold amounts of money for any kind of piece of ass.

    Sincerly,

    EggBert & Family Turd Jewel Foundation Fund

  5. l3wis on March 1, 2009 at 2:10 pm said:

    “She says she would pay untold amounts of money for any kind of piece of ass.”

    My balls just fell off.

  6. EggBert on March 1, 2009 at 5:05 pm said:

    Dear 13wuss: My Neice Nellie’s boyfriend, Petey Schwetty, wonders how much money would you take for your balls. He has about used up his first pair.

    Sincerely,

    EggBert & Family Turd Jewel Foundation Fund Association

  7. l3wis on March 2, 2009 at 7:27 am said:

    I’ll sell you my dog’s.

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