“Deathgrip” Munson

Dave Munson, mild-mannered midwestern  mayor, or super hero?

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Faster than a speeding Ford Fiesta! More powerful than a real estate developer! Able to leap tall buildings (complete with expensive windows) in a single bound!

At least we know Mayor Dave has a promising golden parachute job: the new bouncer at Minerva’s.



3 comments ↓

#1 Angry Guy on 04.17.09 at 1:07 pm

I was frantically searching for a photo of Munson to photoshop a batman mask onto, and then I saw you were posting…
funny shit!

#2 Ghost of Dude on 04.17.09 at 1:13 pm

I searched photobucket in vain for a pre-shopped Munson pic. This’ll have to do until I find something else.

#3 l3wis on 04.17.09 at 1:38 pm

Cracks me up. Normal occurance at the Touch of Europe about 4 years ago. One time I literally had to carry a drunk up the stairs that was bleeding from the face. I asked him if I should call an ambulance and he said no. Then he pleaded with me not to make him go back outside because the people who beat him up were waiting (it was winter) I said, that’s cool, I’ll just call the police so you can file a report. He ran out the door so fast I think I caught on fire.