How about a ‘Stalker with Benefits’?

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No SEX for you!

This doesn’t work, A Seinfeld episode determined it already;

A recent study found that 60 percent of college students have been in a “friends with benefits” relationship, but that the possibility for romantic feelings — and a lack of communication — can complicate such an arrangement.

I have found everytime I try this I either end up with a stalker or a non-friend in the end. Don’t fuck your friends, but an occassional ‘foot massage’ can’t hurt.



4 comments ↓

#1 Angry Guy on 04.22.09 at 11:34 am

Doesn’t your mom read this blog?

#2 l3wis on 04.22.09 at 11:40 am

I think she knows I’m not a virgin.

#3 l3wis on 04.22.09 at 12:06 pm

AG- I fixed it – are you happy now Zombie Jebus?

#4 Angry Guy on 04.22.09 at 12:41 pm

Nope. Never happy… but a ‘foot massage’ never hurts.

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