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Big guns aren’t the only thing this mouse is packing

Once in awhile you come across some odd but funny comparisons, but this one made me spit my oatmeal out this morning;

Bill (O’Reilly), I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician?

That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection!

4 Thoughts on “I think I am going to put a drawbridge in my hot tub

  1. Ghost of Dude on April 9, 2009 at 8:36 am said:

    It is for just that reason that I now own a wireless keyboard and mouse. I need a bigger monitor though, because mine is getting difficult to see from across the room.

  2. Warren Phear on April 9, 2009 at 9:35 am said:

    Did you know Bill O did an audio version of his Peaboby award winning book, “Those Who Trespass”. The guy is a real talent. Many excerpts from that widely acclimed work can be found here.

    http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/03/off_with_those.php

  3. l3wis on April 9, 2009 at 11:25 am said:

    I like the characters ‘Hillary’ and ‘Martin Moore’

  4. Ghost of Dude on April 9, 2009 at 12:01 pm said:

    I want you to cup your breasts for ten seconds.

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