Big guns aren’t the only thing this mouse is packing
Bill (O’Reilly), I am concerned that you have been losing touch with reality recently. Did you really say you are more powerful than any politician?
That reminds me of the famous story about Squeaky the Chicago Mouse. It seems that Squeaky was floating on his back along the Chicago River one day. Approaching the Michigan Avenue lift bridge, he called out: Raise the bridge! I have an erection!
It is for just that reason that I now own a wireless keyboard and mouse. I need a bigger monitor though, because mine is getting difficult to see from across the room.
Did you know Bill O did an audio version of his Peaboby award winning book, “Those Who Trespass”. The guy is a real talent. Many excerpts from that widely acclimed work can be found here.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/archives/2009/03/off_with_those.php
I like the characters ‘Hillary’ and ‘Martin Moore’
I want you to cup your breasts for ten seconds.