Open Thread – Eat meat, be merry

You wouldn't want people to this you're a Nazi, would you?

Even with the economy in the shitter, alcohol sales are up. I felt compelled to share one of my favorite sites on the internets  Modern Drunkard Magazine out of Denver. It was THIS POST about how to infiltrate the “drys” that made me chuckle.  So here’s to all you teetotalers out there making our lives easier by following through and picking up our slack. I tip my glass to you.. or more specifically… away from you.. and down my throat.


#1 l3wis on 04.21.09 at 12:13 pm

I saw the entire Stormland TV video and Boysen said, “Instead of buying $40 bottles of vodka they are buying $20 bottles.” Shit, I went from buying $12 bottles of vodka to $8 bottles. What kind of snotty assholes drink $40 bottles of vodka unless they receive them as a gift?

#2 Angry Guy on 04.21.09 at 12:57 pm

Agreed. $40 bottles of vodka are my preferred method of payment for services rendered.

#3 l3wis on 04.21.09 at 1:18 pm

I would much rather have a $40 bottle of scotch or better yet bottle of wine then vodka. The thing about vodka is there isn’t much difference between $12 and $40 bottles, especially after you pour a bunch of fruit juice in it.

#4 Angry Guy on 04.21.09 at 1:36 pm

I can’t tell the difference between a $80 bottle of scotch and a $12 bottle. They both taste like burnt hair and kerosene to me.

#5 l3wis on 04.21.09 at 1:43 pm

Well aren’t you a little bitch today, wait . . .

#6 Angry Guy on 04.21.09 at 1:57 pm

HEY! I’m not the one posting gay british dance auditions…

#7 Ghost of Dude on 04.21.09 at 3:10 pm

Good scotch is really smooth and smokey. Good vodka tastes no different than the crap in plastic bottles.
Gin tastes like cologne.

I’ll stick to beer and wine, with the occasional scotch if someone else is buying.

#8 l3wis on 04.22.09 at 6:12 am

Gin. Yuck. What’s that saying about eating something thru pantyhose?

#9 Ghost of Dude on 04.22.09 at 6:45 am

And as to Hitler being drug free… BS.

That guy was on any and every drug his doctors thought was a good idea – including several different amphetamines and an injection of something that translates to “feces of a Bulgarian peasant”.
Being so drug-addled is probably what kept him from making good military decisions in the last few years of the war.

#10 l3wis on 04.22.09 at 6:49 am

Yeah, he should have been shagging Marilyn Monroe instead like JFK was when he was on all those prescription meds.

#11 Randall on 04.22.09 at 7:37 am

and one more humorous note…
Of Churchill, Roosevelt and Hitler at the table – only Hitler was the non-smoker.

#12 dip on 04.23.09 at 12:00 am

Check out this video: