Open Thread… G’yar!

With all this talk of piracy, I thought I would bring it back to the top since I am a lazy asshole that doesn’t want to navigate to another page to make fun of Goody Two Shoes non-pirates. Avast, ye douchebag!


#1 l3wis on 04.03.09 at 6:39 am

Nice painting, what site did you Pirate that from?

#2 Ghost of Dude on 04.03.09 at 6:43 am

Di anyone happen to keep track of the Pirate Bay trial in Sweden? They made the prosecution look really stupid – as in they couldn’t even articulate exactly what the Pirate Bay does or how.

#3 Angry Guy on 04.03.09 at 6:45 am

Instead of making copies of DL’s art and selling them, I’m going to go through Costner’s garbage for DNA samples so I can clone him. I will then give copies (selling them would be TOTALLY wrong) to friends for odd jobs or anything else you use a righteous asshat for.

#4 l3wis on 04.03.09 at 6:45 am

Did the defendents have to walk the plank? That would have been a cool sentence.

#5 Angry Guy on 04.03.09 at 6:48 am

Actually, I think that was a question, DL.. not a sentence.

#6 Ghost of Dude on 04.03.09 at 6:54 am

Actually, the prosecutors are in the process of striking their colors and lowering lifeboats.

#7 l3wis on 04.03.09 at 7:00 am

I hate Friday mornings.

#8 Johnny Roastbeef on 04.03.09 at 7:21 am

Thanks for that Cathy. AACK!

#9 l3wis on 04.03.09 at 7:30 am

I thought she only complained about swimsuits?

#10 l3wis on 04.03.09 at 8:37 am

I see the real life Eggbert exists:

#11 Costner on 04.03.09 at 10:51 am

I’m going to go through Costner’s garbage for DNA samples so I can clone him.

No need to dig through the garbage, just send me your address. I’ll take a duece in a paper bag and send it your way. Anything I can do to help.

#12 Angry Guy on 04.03.09 at 11:12 am

If you send it to me in a bag, you should hold a little back so you have something to post here later.

#13 Angry Guy on 04.03.09 at 11:16 am

Oh yeah… sorry I forgot my address.
Send it to:

224 W. Ninth St.
Sioux Falls, SD 57104

#14 l3wis on 04.03.09 at 11:25 am

What is that? City Hall?

#15 Ghost of Dude on 04.03.09 at 11:37 am

And make sure to include instructions that the deliverer sets the package on fire, rings the bell, and runs away.

#16 Plaintiff Guy on 04.03.09 at 12:05 pm

City hall has enough crap. Send Peeps for Easter. Give them sugar and there could be some hyperactive progress. They could have a ‘Peep Show’ on that corner.

#17 Costner on 04.03.09 at 12:18 pm

Sadly I probably wouldn’t be the first guy to mail something like that to city hall.

I was all set to do it but the UPS guy became suspicious when I filled in the declared value box as “priceless crap”.

#18 l3wis on 04.03.09 at 12:32 pm

Is’nt that the times we live in? Anytime you are being honest, people get suspicious.