Since Burger King is naming burgers after emotions now (The Angry Whopper), I decided to introduce a couple of my own creations;
The Depressed Burger
& the
The Schizophrenia Burger The Outsiders buy
Since Burger King is naming burgers after emotions now (The Angry Whopper), I decided to introduce a couple of my own creations;
The Depressed Burger
& the
The Schizophrenia Burger The Outsiders buy
But you have never had a burger until you’ve had a Booches burger.
Wikipedia says so.
The Heck with their burgers, check this shit out;
“Booches has three full-sized pool tables, two snooker tables, and one billiard table (no pockets) for three cushion billiards play.”
3 Pool tables! GET OUT!
I’ll go with the morbidly-obese-and-in-denial burger. Two full pounds of beef squeezed onto a standard hamburger bun. What are you looking at? It has a thyroid problem!
Then I’d go with the Emo Burger. So tender and juicy it practiaclly cuts itself.
“So tender and juicy it practiaclly cuts itself.”
Then it crys fat tears in your mouth.
Sweet, juicy fat tears.