Ben Franklin is my favorite founding father, a champion of FREE speech and beer guts.
This is probably my favorite holiday, because it has to with being an American. That and you are not expected to do anything on this day, except drink beer and eat hot dogs, and maybe burn your hands on a firecracker. All other holidays expect something out of you, like going to church, giving gifts, or pretending you like your relatives.
PBR Silos, here I come!
You took the words right out of my mouth. I’ll drink to that!
Wooooooooooooooooooo!
“Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
Nothing says “I love America!” than getting piss drunk and playing with explosives.