In these trying times of woe, when our own illegitimate president from Kenya is attempting to destroy our economy, take over all our hospitals, and kill our grannies, it’s nice to know we can still count on the LORD to send us true Real American Patriots like Michelle Bachmann.


On a conference call the other day, along with North Carolina Rep. Virginia Foxx – who correctly exposed the murder of that gay kid in Wyoming as a hoax, and former Colorado Rep. Marilyn Musgrave – who bravely stood her ground even as it became obvious that the people of her district had mistakenly elected her Godless heathen democrat opponent, Bachmann exposed president Barry Hussein’s true agenda:

“We all need to consider that in God’s timing that he may have allowed us, as members of Congress, to be in the position that we’re in just for this specific issue right now,” she said. “Everything that all of us have worked together and labored for over the years, all of it could be undermined with this one bill. President Obama realizes that. The radicals that are on the pro-abortion left, they realize that. They could win it all. And the unborn, and the vulnerable, the disabled and those at the end of life could lose it it all.”

Without such brave Real American Patriots in the halls of congress, people might start believing the myths that the government doesn’t want to send your grandmas to government-run glue factories.


See ya later, fornicators!

Minuteman out.

5 thoughts on “Thank the LORD that he sent Michelle Bachmann to save us from government healthcare”
  1. With talk like that she might be invited to C street gatherings with little johnny thune. Oh wait she’s a woman. Is she?

  2. MM –

    I think the technical term for what you are is “omniwrong.” You are wrong in a way that, frankly, could be considered godlike. You have attained such a comprehensive level of wrong that small, superstitious tribes in the pacific rim that worship the concept of wrong build shrines and statues to you. You are wrong like the sun is bright, like water is wet, like food nourishes. Your wrongness is of such a basic and fundamental nature that physicists are employing the Large Hadron Collider in hopes of finding a subatomic particle of true and cosmic wrong that they only speculate exists because you say words. They call it the Minuteman quark.

  3. Hey MM…
    How about Glen Beck? He’s suppurating sponsors so fast Fox News made him go on vacation for a week.

    So when he came back on Monday – he did the only thing that made sense to him: he doubled-down on the crazy!

    Have you been watching his show this week?
    It’s like watching General Jack Ripper explain how the communists are “sapping our precious bodily fluids” in Dr. Strangelove!

    (The scary part of it is: that crazy bastard in the movie got all those soldiers killed…)

  4. …and by the way…

    Where is her left hand and what are those two guys in the foreground watching her do with it?

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