Hot for VP – I don’t feel ‘TARDY’

I had to laugh about these two quotes from Levi Johnston in the latest Vanity Fair article about Governor Moose Drool (the story has been taken down).

“I was at the hospital when Sarah had the baby a little after six A.M. on
April 18, 2008, two weeks before we told her we were pregnant. He was given
the name  Trig Paxxson Van Palin because Paxxson was Todd’s favorite place
to snow machine in Alaska, and because of the rock band Van Halen.

“After Tripp was born, Sarah would pay more attention to our son then to her
own baby, Trig. Sarah has a weird sense of humor. When she would come home
from work, Bristol and I would be holding Trig and Tripp. Sarah would call
Trig – who was born with Down syndrome – “my little Down’s baby.” But I
couldn’t believe it when she would come over to us and sometimes say,
playing around, “No, I don’t want the retarded baby-I want the other one”,
and pick up Tripp. That was just her-even her kids were used to it.” – Levi Johnston

Here is a link to Sarhoid’s edits to her resignation speech. As far as I am concerned, it wasn’t edited enough.



9 comments ↓

#1 redhatterb on 09.09.09 at 5:54 pm

I’m in the process of reading that article now. I’m also reading a book about Teddy Kennedy. Interesting combination, isn’t it?

#2 l3wis on 09.09.09 at 8:07 pm

Talk about polar opposites.

#3 hosepheffer on 09.09.09 at 8:52 pm

lol.
it took me awhile but i got it.

#4 l3wis on 09.09.09 at 8:55 pm

Yeah, I laughed when I posted the video. Not only is it a tribute to Van Halen, the line “I don’t feel tardy” made it even funnier.

I think this is a South DaCola home run.

#5 Costner on 09.10.09 at 7:15 am

l3wis: Talk about polar opposites.

Zing! I see what you did there.

#6 Sy on 09.10.09 at 7:34 am

As in, SP could acutally work a stripper pole and while TK would be the Lion of sniffer’s row?

#7 l3wis on 09.10.09 at 8:39 am

I really think if the Palin’s had a reality show it would be the biggest one to date. You can’t make this shit up.

#8 Costner on 09.10.09 at 8:53 am

Well technically you can make this shit up… and I suspect to some degree that is what Levi Johnston is doing.

That guy is a lot like Joe the Plumber. He will keep saying more idiotic things as long as it prolongs his 15 minutes of fame.

I just wish these morons would go away.

#9 l3wis on 09.10.09 at 10:38 am

“Trig Paxxson Van Palin”

Oh, that is definately a Sarhoid creation.