Christian Side Hug


#1 hosenpheffer on 11.23.09 at 5:25 pm

I actually know someone who is a side hugger, only cause it weirds her out to hug people that close.
NO fronthuggin’ “Jesus neva hug no one like that!”
I had no idea it was a “movement”

#2 owk on 11.23.09 at 10:17 pm

At least we don’t have a “movement” that involves a guy getting blown on stage by another guy, thanks Lambert, I didn’t need to see that.

#3 l3wis on 11.24.09 at 5:48 am

Yeah, Owk, us liberals are into those kind of shows, not. It’s your business what you want to fantasize about, but next time, don’t share.

#4 hosenpheffer on 11.24.09 at 5:54 am

I thought Lambert was great. It’s so funny that middle america was IN LOVE with him, until they found out his sexuality.

His lyrics said it all

Oh, I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet
‘Ya fallen angel swept ya off ya feet
Well I’m about to turn up the heat
I’m here for your entertainment

#5 owk on 11.24.09 at 8:30 am

Hang on there l3wis, you were the one saying something about getting the tissues out w/another guy, I thought you, of all people would be into this (and not is so 1990 of you, guess that comes with wearing sandals and socks old man).

Anyway, I’m not going to concern myself w/L or l’s sexuality, if we can just keep simulated sex scenes performed by overhyped musicians (didn’t he get enough of PDA in high school, I didn’t want to see it there either) off tv and keep them at their overpriced shows, America will be a better place.

#6 hossenpheffer on 11.24.09 at 8:32 am

different strokes for different folks owk.

Lamberts not doing anything new, just pushing the envelope, and gaining publicity.

#7 l3wis on 11.24.09 at 8:40 am

Yeah, Owk, gawd forbid human beings show any sexuality. Where do you think babies come from? The Stork?

Not sure what you mean by the socks comment. I wore sandals all summer long, but never any socks with them, doesn’t that defeat the purpose of wearing sandals?

#8 Costner on 11.24.09 at 9:35 am

I haven’t been this outraged since Britney kissed Madonna! Outraged damn you! I don’t care if it is two women instead of two men, that type of thing has no reason to exist in our society because my bible tells me homosexuality (and therefore homoerotica) is sin! SIN! SIN!

Oh wait… I just realized I don’t give a damn. Please disregard.

#9 The Minuteman on 11.24.09 at 9:46 am

You PINKOS can get gay and suck each others brains out through your peckers for all I care. Just don’t try to tell me it’s normal and don’t do it anywhere we REAL AMERICANS can see it! OWK is right, and a true REAL AMERICAN for speaking the truth!

The good LORD intended men and women to get married, turn the lights off, and for the man to quickly and quietly baste the woman’s insides with his seed through a hole in the sheet. Then, she’s supposed to get up and make him a sandwich. AMEN.

#10 hosenpheffer on 11.24.09 at 6:23 pm

baste the woman’s insides


#11 owk on 11.24.09 at 8:00 pm

that is quite the analogy, and with thanksgiving coming up, dammit minuteman, you’ve ruined turkey day. now I see lambert screwing a turkey, basting its insides while belting out some high pitched tune and then making that sandwich, oohh crap, there goes Christmas too!