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Like a freaking gift from (COW) Pasture DooHickey’s Gawd, an early Christmas gift for South Dakota’s snarkiest blogger;

Palin will be at Barnes & Noble on Sunday, Dec. 6, at 5 p.m. to sign copies of “Going Rogue: An American Life.” The book is about her journey from ordinary citizen to becoming the governor of Alaska and a vice presidential candidate in 2008. It also lays out her vision for the future of the United States.

While I find this visit invigorating, doubt she will show. Sarah has a rep for that, I guess . . . But if she does come, I promise to stand in line to get picts of the freak followers and hopefully she will sign my copy of Hustler’s ‘Who’s Naylin’ Paylin’ (google it, I’m not providing a link you perverted Senor Wiener)

18 Thoughts on “Christmas comes early in South DaCola!

  1. How lucky can Sioux Falls get, first Orly Titz and then Sarah, the gift that keeps on giving.

  2. You missed Squirrley Titz supporter Manny Steele on KCPO’s political comedy show, ‘The Facts’. He referred to Tea Parties as TEA BAG parties this last Sunday, I busted a gut. He is one weird dude.

  3. Ghost of Dude on November 9, 2009 at 9:26 pm said:

    That sounds mavericky.

    I wonder if she’ll sign my boot straps. That’s what real ‘murricans use to pull themselves out of poverty.

  4. anominous on November 9, 2009 at 10:29 pm said:

    I hope augie asks her to speak at the Boe Forum. That would be classy.

  5. “He referred to Tea Parties as TEA BAG parties” Now that is funny. I guess he doesn’t know what he is saying.

  6. Or maybe he does . . .

  7. Plaintiff Guy on November 10, 2009 at 10:44 am said:

    I’ll be waiting in line to get a book signed. No antics, it’s an investment. She’s the first woman VP candidate. After a few years, I’ll sell it on e-bay for a thousand or so and pay no city sales tax. I’ve got books signed by McGovern and Foss. Foss signed books are worth 10 times more than original price. Unfortunately, someone must die before there’s value. Maybe Palin will be caught with Bill Clinton and they both drown while fleeing paparatzi at Chapaquitee.

  8. Sarah isn’t the first woman VP candidate. Her book will be in the Dollar store in a few months.

  9. Costner on November 10, 2009 at 2:01 pm said:

    PG – if you are talking about major political parties and specifically about those who made it to the general election rather than just the primaries (sorry Elizabeth Dole), you need to remember Geraldine Ferraro. She beat Palin to the honor by about 25 years.

  10. Plaintiff Guy on November 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm said:

    I forgot about Ferraro. I don’t need to wait in line at Barnes & Noble. Ferraro would have been a good vice president. She showed leadership even when discredited. During the campaign, I just never got the right impression about Palin. It seemed like another beauty pageant for her. Post election her persona came apart. She might get elected locally in Alaska but (likely) she’s done nationally.

  11. It sounds like without speech writers, her own appearances are a bit lackluster. Going rogue is tough if you don’t have people help write your books for you or write those snappy speeches or pick out the right clothes … don’tcha know.

    http://thinkprogress.org/2009/11/08/palin-death-panels/

  12. You can always tell who the Left is most afraid of by who they pile on the most.

  13. Ghost of Dude on November 11, 2009 at 3:22 pm said:

    The left isn’t afraid of Sarah Palin, they’re afraid of a Sarah Palin presidency. Moderates too.

  14. anominous on November 11, 2009 at 8:13 pm said:

    Q:

    a Sarah Palin first edition! What could be more rare?

    A:

    a Sarah Palin second edition.

  15. Costner on November 12, 2009 at 7:04 am said:

    Other than her husband, I don’t know anyone afraid of Sarah Palin. She is probably the best thing to ever happen to the left which is why they love to talk about her.

    Trust me, the liberals would just love to see another Palin ticket in 2012. It would most certainly guarantee another term for Obama.

  16. I’m just scared the dumb bitch will touch me. Yikes!

  17. i hops she goes to senor wiener & we see her there!

  18. Plaintiff Guy on November 17, 2009 at 6:51 pm said:

    She’s a possible beauty queen 2012 candidate. I’ll wait for a porn star, the leader with nothing to hide.

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