7 Thoughts on “I AM TIGER WOODS

  1. Q. What’s the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade?

    A. Tiger can drive a golf ball.

    Did you hear that Tiger will not be allowed to play in next year’s Ryder Cup?

    The PGA decided he has a bad habit of being beaten by Europeans.

    OK..I’m done.

  2. I will have to admit, I don’t give a shit about pro sports, but I think this story is relevant for several reasons.

    First off, he was sports golden child, and he failed personally.

    As I said to a co-worker the other day, “if you were Tiger, WhyTF would you get married, when you can get any piece of ass you wanted?”

    Rumor alert, I also heard that the Vikes are moving to LA in 2011, Whats up with dat?

  3. Stadium issues.

    Doubt it will happen though, Wilf has always stated he wants to keep them in MN.

    Detroit, Tampa or St. Louis would make more sense, they all suck ass are closer to the bottom attendance wise.

    As for Tiger, he was always pitched as the All American, can-do-no-wrong, golden boy of Golf. Although those around him knew he was a cooz hound of the highest order.

    What I don’t get is all those hos he was bangin’ don’t hold a candle to the soon to be ex-wife. Why doesn’t he pull a Hefner and go find some chicks who are just along for the fun and notoriety and don’t give a shit if he bangs anything that moves?

  4. Ghost of Dude on December 8, 2009 at 3:30 pm said:

    The Rams make the most sense to move to LA. That’s where they came from.

  5. Costner on December 8, 2009 at 3:45 pm said:

    Vikes aren’t going anywhere. It is the typical leverage issue which forces the city to finance a new stadium.

    If they actually do well in the playoffs or *gasp* win a friggin’ superbowl for a change, they can probably get everything they ask for. If not, they might be stuck in the Hubert H. Humphrey Mall-of-America Longest Name for a Stadium In The World Metrodome another five years.

    If anyone moves to LA, it should be the Lions. I hope they remember to shut off the lights in Detroit when they leave though. It isn’t like anyone else will be begging to replace them.

  6. Plaintiff Guy on December 8, 2009 at 4:29 pm said:

    Tiger played the front 9. He’s ‘going rogue’ and using his wood for the back 9.

    Keep the ‘putter’ covered. Do the ‘driver’ for the ‘trap’. Use some ‘green’ to hush the ‘hole’.

  7. Remember when the Vikes were playing SF for the training camp just so they could get Marshall to pony up and Kelby and King Dave flew to MPLS. Dumb.

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