I can’t stand Mr. Fixit’s campaign ads—-he pushes a button on the coffee maker and it is fixed, he pushes something on the grandfather clock and it is fixed, he opens and shuts the door on the copy machine and lo! it works again. I have a grandfather clock and in order to start it you have to pull the weights up and then move the pendulum a little bit. Doing something up by the hands won’t do the trick.
What I especially hate about his ads, and a good percentage of the other local political commercials, is the cliched use of fake damaged film…with film projector noise added to ensure you get the message that it’s old home movies.
I think Noem should just do a TV ad of her riding a horse in a bikini with some hot country rock licks playing in the background. She would win hands down.
That’s all until she’s the first lady of SD.
Wait till the folks in Pierre see her jogging in her sports bra.
Make the nightmares stop.
I can’t stand Mr. Fixit’s campaign ads—-he pushes a button on the coffee maker and it is fixed, he pushes something on the grandfather clock and it is fixed, he opens and shuts the door on the copy machine and lo! it works again. I have a grandfather clock and in order to start it you have to pull the weights up and then move the pendulum a little bit. Doing something up by the hands won’t do the trick.
Dave is good at fixing one thing, lawyering.
What I especially hate about his ads, and a good percentage of the other local political commercials, is the cliched use of fake damaged film…with film projector noise added to ensure you get the message that it’s old home movies.
I think Noem should just do a TV ad of her riding a horse in a bikini with some hot country rock licks playing in the background. She would win hands down.
That would get me to vote for her.
This would be a great track, of course the words would have to change;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLK1XwqY_Og&feature=related
Scratch that, this is better;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1B4Q0hugV8
lolz