Here’s another funny:
The best way to get oil up from a prioductive well is to let it float to the surface then strain 90% out for quick refinery and sale. Why pump it up slowly at great expense? Was this a plan? Pay some to coastal residents and kill all the marine life but now we (BP executives) don’t have to fool with the environmentalists and get huge bonuses for the inconvenience we’ve had to suffer.
Funny, but almost true.
Here’s another funny:
The best way to get oil up from a prioductive well is to let it float to the surface then strain 90% out for quick refinery and sale. Why pump it up slowly at great expense? Was this a plan? Pay some to coastal residents and kill all the marine life but now we (BP executives) don’t have to fool with the environmentalists and get huge bonuses for the inconvenience we’ve had to suffer.