‘Cuz of this here local-yokel-loco killin’ spree happenin’, Jed ‘n Ned ‘n Creamy Nugent’s li’l cuzin’, Red, is changin’ her name to T. Penny Pentagon’ ‘n is hidin’ under the cee-ment pond area of the new Mayor -Mikey-Likes-It Vents Center…
Sin’cerely,
EggBert ‘n his 1% “Nuuuge-Stooge-Voters” ‘n 99% Occupyin’ Sewer Falls City Walls ‘n Streets non-Voters.
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Dear Fellow Red-shirters:
‘Cuz of this here local-yokel-loco killin’ spree happenin’, Jed ‘n Ned ‘n Creamy Nugent’s li’l cuzin’, Red, is changin’ her name to T. Penny Pentagon’ ‘n is hidin’ under the cee-ment pond area of the new Mayor -Mikey-Likes-It Vents Center…
Sin’cerely,
EggBert ‘n his 1% “Nuuuge-Stooge-Voters” ‘n 99% Occupyin’ Sewer Falls City Walls ‘n Streets non-Voters.
Eggbert, I think you just broke about every grammar rule that exists. Do you read a lot of comic books 🙂