Guest Ugly Table (H/T – CW)

This one reminds me of the assplug who wrote on the tip line, “My wife was supposed to get mashed potatoes not fries.” Yet the multiple times I came to the table and asked if everything was okay, the d-bag would say in a snotty voice, yes. What a petty & cheap dumbass.



6 comments ↓

#1 Scooter on 01.19.12 at 9:37 am

The Austin Grill is a chain of restaurants located around DC. So it was probably a lobbyist…

#2 Scooter on 01.19.12 at 9:45 am

Maybe one could do a handwriting analysis and compare it to Kristi Noem or John Thune’s? But something tells me it is Mitt’s.

#3 l3wis on 01.19.12 at 11:04 am

Sarah Palin.

#4 Oliver Klosov on 01.19.12 at 5:46 pm

Harry Reid

#5 l3wis on 01.19.12 at 8:43 pm

Harry Palin.

#6 Pathloss on 01.19.12 at 9:27 pm

It’s a jerk.

Unofficial waiter rules: If he makes more, he can afford slashed tires and has the time to replace them.

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