I heard someone say a young entrepreneur was planning to rent one of the empty storefronts downtown to open to the public as a dog-crapateria. It will have changing seasonal themes so the dogs don’t get bored, and will operate on a pay-per-crap basis, to cover the high cost of downtown rent. This new small business will alleviate the need for the downtowner dog walkers to crap their dogs on the mayor’s rug, and will also preclude the city from hollerin’ for monies from the big bad federal government.
Maybe the geniuses at city hall could just scrape together some spare change for a security camera so they could prosecute the offending poopy pooches and their owners.
I actually LOL’d. My hat’s off for you.
I’m convinced the doo outside the mayor’s office is human. There’s more homeless downtown than dogs.
Does the Parks Department unlock Spencer Park special for the mayor every morning during his ‘run’?
I heard someone say a young entrepreneur was planning to rent one of the empty storefronts downtown to open to the public as a dog-crapateria. It will have changing seasonal themes so the dogs don’t get bored, and will operate on a pay-per-crap basis, to cover the high cost of downtown rent. This new small business will alleviate the need for the downtowner dog walkers to crap their dogs on the mayor’s rug, and will also preclude the city from hollerin’ for monies from the big bad federal government.
Another free-market miracle.
City hall is a good place……FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!
Maybe the geniuses at city hall could just scrape together some spare change for a security camera so they could prosecute the offending poopy pooches and their owners.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyFJVAmgdGw