Found on Facebook, Bat Haken


#1 The D@ily Spin on 04.05.18 at 5:25 pm

Someone should tell him comic book tweens are to young to vote. We need a mayor who’s more mature.

#2 Scott D Hudson on 04.05.18 at 6:04 pm

Oh lord.

#3 "Very Stable Genius" on 04.05.18 at 6:08 pm

“Holy Cow Batman!”….”He has stolen your cloak once again!….”

“Indeed, he has Robin”….. “This is not good news for Gotham City….”

“Do you think the Joker is involved?”

“Mostly likely”…..”Joker’s new ‘Nothing Burger’ restaurant chain is obviously a cover and probably facilitates this impostor ploy”…..”The citizens of Gotham must be warned and protected before it is too late…..”

“But how Batman?”

“First, it’s imperative that we get the cloak back before more are fooled into believing that this impostor is the answer to fighting crime, when his actions themselves may be criminal and perhaps a part of a greater racket, which often are called ‘Leadership Teams,’ that are also often known to manipulate our Universities”……..”Hurry Robin, get in the Batmobile”…. “We must leave to deal with this menace before more are fooled”……

#4 Matthew Paulson on 04.05.18 at 9:20 pm

There’s a @PaulBatHaken twitter account too.

#5 The D@ily Spin on 04.05.18 at 11:08 pm

Holy smokes Batman. Will press conferences require ‘Bam and Pow’ bubbles? Can the city MRap be converted into a Batmobile?

#6 anominous on 04.06.18 at 8:29 am

Is Ten Haken willing to be dope tested for sports PED’s / since he wants to crack down on dope in sioux falls. Often our politicians will take drugs (testosterone, steroids, HGH) to maintain a level of low bady fat “fitness” for the tv camera.
I would bet Zokaites is actually the best natural athlete of the bunch.

#7 l3wis on 04.06.18 at 8:58 am

I think David Z takes ‘Natural’ athlete to a whole new level. Try his vegan gluten free cookies sometime.

As Bill Maher said once, “I don’t trust people who have never drank or done drugs.”

#8 LINDA on 04.06.18 at 8:49 pm