9 Thoughts on “Hemp is Pot & other Crazy notions of our governor

  1. "'Extremely' Stable Genius" on September 1, 2019 at 9:35 pm said:

    – critique the new Popeyes chicken sandwich

    – an afterhours hair styling is the best

    – how to survive Congress without a degree

    – who really shot J.R.

    – nepotism is the best immunity to a recession

    – how to profit from crop insurance

    – how not to fear court summons

    – when and not to wear a baseball hat in public

    – hot dishes are the rage

    – like SDSU used to say, “You can go anywhere from here”

    – why Dusty can’t be our next Senator in 2026

    – where Palin went wrong

  2. Just for the record, they are called ‘trucker hats’

  3. "'Extremely' Stable Genius" on September 1, 2019 at 11:14 pm said:

    Did you say, ‘&ucker hats?’….Okay, I am sorry.

  4. "'Extremely' Stable Genius" on September 2, 2019 at 12:05 am said:

    (a few more ideas)

    – how Billie’s Leadership Institute helped me and my staff

    – the connection between Roswell and Devils Tower

    – what I learned at Trump University

    – without Sturgis, there would be no Sturgis

    – parking is for lovers, state parks are for newlyweds

    – some run a local college, but I did go to college

    – what remains of the Battleship South Dakota is actually
    the outcome of the Philadelphia Experiment.

    – in DC, I slept in my congressional office, but as governor
    I sleep in Castlewood, and why

    – its always fun entering my pickles at the State Fair

    – when a gal just can’t throw away her favorite plaid shirt

    ( – and Woodstock adds: “The Sturgis comment might be true and worth a read, however.”)

  5. South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem has admitted white people are too stupid to grow cannabis, industrial or otherwise and gave the tribes free rein on the path to economic growth. Alex White Plume has been singing Kristi’s praises for keeping industrial cannabis (hemp) on the reservation while New Approach South Dakota is just going through the motions and trying not to suck any precious donations from the disabled SDDP like Cory Heidelberger’s SD Voice is doing.

    South Dakotans need to face the facts: white people are simply too stupid to write cannabis laws in a state ruled by Nazis.

  6. D@ily Spin on September 2, 2019 at 9:49 am said:

    – will L3wis post that scared picture of me on Halloween?

    – pot is by the door where you spit chew before entering the state capital

    – don’t wear Wranglers to Sioux Falls

  7. Okay, who ate the last Popeyes spicy chicken sandwich?.... #DamnU on September 2, 2019 at 1:04 pm said:

    – living in Pierre/Ft. Pierre with two time zones

    – how miraculous erosion created Mt. Rushmore

    – if we don’t believe in, “In God We Trust,” then how will
    anyone beable to handle my decisions?

    – hemp is the gateway to LSD

    – a life banned from a reservation

    – how speeding tickets built character

    – a governor from the Dakotas asks: “Why are there two

    – have you tried the Burger King taco, yet?

    – Castlewood ain’t seen nothing, yet

  8. D@ily Spin on September 2, 2019 at 1:10 pm said:

    The only Stoners she wants are rhinestones at the rodeo.
    Life is like a field of hemp. You’re never gonna get it. Meanwhile, Colorado has no debt because of tax on pot and munchies.

  9. Bring back the Walnut Crush candybar! on September 2, 2019 at 2:05 pm said:

    But C.W. never wore a hat like that, as a real trucker:


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