Last year, actor Jon Voight said: “Trump was the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln.” This past week, Trump claimed he was the most mistreated president since Lincoln. Lincoln led a divided nation to victory and solidarity. Trump divided a nation. The Confederates didn’t like Lincoln. Confederate descendants do like Trump. Lincoln was born in a cabin. Trump has a golden toilet. Thomas Lincoln gave Abe an axe. Fred Trump gave The Donald a million dollar loan. Lincoln knew that Union soldiers imprisoned at Andersonville were heroes. Trump claimed POWs as prisoners were not heroes. Lincoln won the electoral college and a plurality even with four major candidates vying. Trump lost the popular vote with only two major candidates vying. Lincoln had a stove pipe hat from Europe. Trump had a red baseball cap made in China. Lincoln freed slaves in rebellious states. Trump imprisoned children along the border. Lincoln was known for being honest. Trump is a serial lair. Lincoln gave farmers the opportunity for a 160 free acres and a future. Trump gave everyone a $1200 check and a pandemic. Lincoln had four sons with his wife. Trump had three sons and two daughters with three wives. Lincoln left us much too soon because of a Booth. Will Trump ever leave? Well, only if enough of us make it to the voting booth in November.
The pandemic wasn’t anticipated. Before, Trump favored the wealthy but also won the support of red neck republicans. Likely, he’ll be re-elected. The democrats can’t seem to come up with viable competition. Much of the Trump stimulus indirectly didn’t end up with the work force. Yes, most got &1200 but many got left out. There’s more to do but Trump disbanded much of the virus task force. He’s fired anyone who made progress. He has blond Vanna Whites as spokeswomen. I’d like to see him fired but it’s gonna take more like me to get it done.
And if enough of the electorate, particularly in six battleground states, heed VSG’s last sentence, then Wednesday, January 20, 2021, will be an interesting day for George and Kellyanne…
In 2021, George and Kelly Ann could make a fun reality TV show. Trump could help. Hopefully, he’ll have more time then. Apprentice II? Housewives of Never Trumpers?
Well you can complain all you want about Trump but until the Dems can put people in office better than Biden and Pelosi it probably isn’t gonna help us. If they would happen to win God Help us all.
Just having leaders in the White House who believe in science will take us a long way. Last I checked, Biden and Pelosi were pro-science. Pro-Lysol? Not so much.
Trump’s pro-Lysol press conference was the lowest point so far in the history of the American presidency. The ghosts of Fillmore, Buchanan, Arthur, and Harding no longer have to worry about being the worst president in history. Trump has won that one for sure. And it hasn’t been “boring” watching him win that one either, rather instead, it has been quite interestingly scary.
The Trump presidency is the theatre of the absurd with the ghosts of Cromwell, King George the III, and Mary Todd making cameo appearances in it, and with Trump probably talking to them like a drunk Watergate embattled Nixon talking to some White House presidential portraits.
And it’s only a matter of time before Trump will proclaim that he has Adonis DNA and tiger blood, and that it’s the answer to the virus, and he’s “winning” as only Charlie Sheen could appreciate. You just watch. But at least Hollywood knew better than to put that Sheen in the West Wing. Reality (TV?), however, I am afraid, has found an other one like him and put him there, unfortunately. #TheRealTigerKing
VSG. I’ve been critical of your style of humor in the past but I must say I do like the straight forward approach as presented in your first post. We are in total agreement that Trump must go. I am with you on this all the way.
The thing I’ve always loved about you is you’re an original thinker and have a corner on the sarcasm market. Please think hard and put it to good use in the future. I’m too much of a Joe Friday just give me the facts kind of guy. We don’t agree on everything but I believe Charles Schultz would have some great commentary on our friend Trump.
Last year, actor Jon Voight said: “Trump was the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln.” This past week, Trump claimed he was the most mistreated president since Lincoln. Lincoln led a divided nation to victory and solidarity. Trump divided a nation. The Confederates didn’t like Lincoln. Confederate descendants do like Trump. Lincoln was born in a cabin. Trump has a golden toilet. Thomas Lincoln gave Abe an axe. Fred Trump gave The Donald a million dollar loan. Lincoln knew that Union soldiers imprisoned at Andersonville were heroes. Trump claimed POWs as prisoners were not heroes. Lincoln won the electoral college and a plurality even with four major candidates vying. Trump lost the popular vote with only two major candidates vying. Lincoln had a stove pipe hat from Europe. Trump had a red baseball cap made in China. Lincoln freed slaves in rebellious states. Trump imprisoned children along the border. Lincoln was known for being honest. Trump is a serial lair. Lincoln gave farmers the opportunity for a 160 free acres and a future. Trump gave everyone a $1200 check and a pandemic. Lincoln had four sons with his wife. Trump had three sons and two daughters with three wives. Lincoln left us much too soon because of a Booth. Will Trump ever leave? Well, only if enough of us make it to the voting booth in November.
The pandemic wasn’t anticipated. Before, Trump favored the wealthy but also won the support of red neck republicans. Likely, he’ll be re-elected. The democrats can’t seem to come up with viable competition. Much of the Trump stimulus indirectly didn’t end up with the work force. Yes, most got &1200 but many got left out. There’s more to do but Trump disbanded much of the virus task force. He’s fired anyone who made progress. He has blond Vanna Whites as spokeswomen. I’d like to see him fired but it’s gonna take more like me to get it done.
And if enough of the electorate, particularly in six battleground states, heed VSG’s last sentence, then Wednesday, January 20, 2021, will be an interesting day for George and Kellyanne…
In 2021, George and Kelly Ann could make a fun reality TV show. Trump could help. Hopefully, he’ll have more time then. Apprentice II? Housewives of Never Trumpers?
Well you can complain all you want about Trump but until the Dems can put people in office better than Biden and Pelosi it probably isn’t gonna help us. If they would happen to win God Help us all.
Calvin, as far as the god help us all, we’ve been doing it now for three plus years.
Just having leaders in the White House who believe in science will take us a long way. Last I checked, Biden and Pelosi were pro-science. Pro-Lysol? Not so much.
Trump’s pro-Lysol press conference was the lowest point so far in the history of the American presidency. The ghosts of Fillmore, Buchanan, Arthur, and Harding no longer have to worry about being the worst president in history. Trump has won that one for sure. And it hasn’t been “boring” watching him win that one either, rather instead, it has been quite interestingly scary.
The Trump presidency is the theatre of the absurd with the ghosts of Cromwell, King George the III, and Mary Todd making cameo appearances in it, and with Trump probably talking to them like a drunk Watergate embattled Nixon talking to some White House presidential portraits.
And it’s only a matter of time before Trump will proclaim that he has Adonis DNA and tiger blood, and that it’s the answer to the virus, and he’s “winning” as only Charlie Sheen could appreciate. You just watch. But at least Hollywood knew better than to put that Sheen in the West Wing. Reality (TV?), however, I am afraid, has found an other one like him and put him there, unfortunately. #TheRealTigerKing
VSG. I’ve been critical of your style of humor in the past but I must say I do like the straight forward approach as presented in your first post. We are in total agreement that Trump must go. I am with you on this all the way.
Puerto Rico is upset they didn’t get the $1200. You’re not a state. You’re not citizens. Eat those frogs you’re so proud of.
“Is someone trying to furlough me?”
The thing I’ve always loved about you is you’re an original thinker and have a corner on the sarcasm market. Please think hard and put it to good use in the future. I’m too much of a Joe Friday just give me the facts kind of guy. We don’t agree on everything but I believe Charles Schultz would have some great commentary on our friend Trump.
Daily Spin is dizzy again. The people of Puerto Rico are US citizens.
TmcfW,
Do you like quotation marks?